Looking for a Job

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A British doctor says: "In Britain, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's liver, put it in another man, and in 6 weeks, he is looking for a job."

The German doctor says: "That's nothing,
in Germany we took part of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for a job."

The Russian doctor says: "Gentlemen, we took half a heart from a man, put it in another's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for a job."

The American doctor laughs: "You are all behind us. A few days ago, we took a man with no brain, no heart, and no liver and made him President.

Now, the whole country is looking for a job!"

If a man listes to u for 5 minutes

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If a man listens to u for 5 minutes then he is ur dad.
If a man listens to u for 15 minutes then he is ur brother.
If a man listens to u for 30 minutes then he is ur son.
If a man listens to u for 1 hour then he is ur boy friend.
And ultimately
If a man pretends to listens to u all the time but does not remember a word of what u said no matter how important, then he is....???????l
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Yes , Yes....
You are correct!!!!!!
😆
he is deaf😆
Harr chiz mein kya husband husband😜

Art of Parenting !

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A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car.

His father said he'd make a deal with his son, "You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little, and get your haircut. Then we'll talk about the car."
The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he'd settle for the offer, and they agreed on it.
After about six weeks his father said, "Son, you've brought your grades up and I've observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I'm disappointed you haven't had your hair cut."

The boy said, "You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that, and I've noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair, and there's even strong evidence that Jesus had long hair."

(You're going to love the Dad's reply!)

"Did you also notice they all walked everywhere they went?"


Art of Parenting!