An old man was driving his Maruti

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This is hilarious..
An Old man was driving his Maruti🚗, suddenly touched with 🚙 BMW.
4 sardars came out and started shouting. They were about to beat the Old Man.
The Old man said, "Aap log 4 ho, aur myself alone. Yeh toh nainsaafi huyi."
Eldest of the Sardaar told, "Gajender and paramjit, tum dono uncle ke side se ladho."
Old man said, "phir bhi hum log 3, aur aap 2."

Then Gajender came forward and says, "uncleji tusi ghar jaao, hum dekh lenge inko."
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Wo Kya hai jo badhti jati hai lekin ghat thi Nahi hai

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Challenge all members ke liye hai
Dekhte hai is group me koun intelligent hai
Question ........ 💆😴😴😴😴😴
Wo Kya hai jo badhti jati hai lekin ghat thi
Nahi hai dimag lagao 💆💆💆💆💆
Ans fast gyz

Towns most successful Lawyer

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A local charity organization realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer.
The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.
"Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity.
Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?"
The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied,
"First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness,
and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?"
Embarrassed, the donation seeker mumbled, "Um ... no."
The lawyer interrupts, "or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?"
The person coming for donation began to stammer out an apology, but was interrupted again.
"or that my sister`s husband died in a traffic accident,"
the lawyer`s voice rising in indignation,
"leaving her penniless with three children?!"
The person who came asking for donation felt completely humiliated and said simply,
"I had no idea..."
On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again,
"So if I don`t give any money to them, why should I give any to you?"

Challenge 4r you 1st अंधा 2nd गूंगा 3rd बहरा

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Challenge  4r you
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1st अंधा

2nd गूंगा

3rd बहरा

अंधे  की  औरत बहरे से सैटिंग है

ये  राज़ गूंगा  जानता है

अब आप को यह बताना है

कि गूंगा  कैसे  अंधे को  बताये  गा

कि उस  की  औरत की  सैटिंग
बहरे
से  है
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एक  हफ्ते तक  का टाइम  आप
के  पास  है
आप  अपने  सारे  गुर्प में  भेज  के
देख  लो. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

जवाब  आजाये  तो  जरूर  बताएँ

True Account recorded in the Police log of Florida

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Get Out Of The Car!

This is a true account recorded in the Police Log of Sarasota, Florida

An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle.

She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her lungs, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!"

The four men didn't wait for a second threat. They got out and ran like mad.

The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the driver's seat. She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition.

She tried and tried, and then she realized why. It was for the same reason she had wondered why there was a football, a Frisbee and two 12-packs of beer in the front seat.

A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down.

She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the police station to report her mistake.

The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop laughing.

He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun.

No charges were filed.

The moral of the story? If you're going to have a senior moment ... make it memorable.

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A Lady Blowing a Kiss to a Man from the Window

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Two friends 👨👱 were walking home and a lady happened to be blowing a kiss 😘 to one of them from the window of a storey 🏡building.

1st friend: Man, it looks like that babe is blowing kisses at me.

2nd friend: Guy leave her alone, don't pay any attention to her.
(Then the lady signalled 🙋 to him to come)

1st friend: Man the babe is calling me!

2nd friend: My friend, don't go.

1st friend: Why would you ask me not to go when a fine babe like that is calling me?

2nd friend: Pal, l'm begging you, please don't go, please don't go 😖

The friend ignored him and went over to the lady, she went to meet him and they both went upstairs. Suddenly as they were about to have fun, they heard a car honking

Lady: (on opening the window) Hell ! That's my husband!!

1st friend: Shit! I'm in trouble!!

Lady: Don't worry, just pretend like you're the laundry man and iron these clothes, pointing at a heap of clothes 👚👕👖👔👗👘
The guy spent the whole day ironing clothes because the husband never left home that day.
The next day he went over to his friend's place

1st friend: Pal, can you believe that it was clothes and clothes l ironed throughout the day yesterday

2nd friend: But I told you not to go. All those clothes you ironed, l WASHED THEM THE PREVIOUS DAY

Bank Manager goes to a south Indian restaurant

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Bank Manager goes to a south Indian restaurant..

He asks the waiter - What have you got?
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Waiter - Idly , vada, uppma, pongal, dosa , poori, parotta, naan, oothappam, idiyappam..
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Banker - OK ok..bring idly, vada, and dosa. And 2 oothappam for parcel..
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Waiter - Sorry sir...all sold out. Nothing is left.
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Banker - Why then the hell you recited such a big menu ?
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Waiter - Sir , I go to your ATM daily. After asking for PIN , Account details, Amount required , whether printed receipt required etc.,
It finally says ' 'No Cash'.....Now you know how it feels when that happens !