After a Few Year of Marriage

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After a few years of marriage, while washing clothes wife saw this lipstick 💋 mark on the shirt... 😳😳

Wife: Tell me about this lipstick on your shirt.
Me : Babe, I can explain!
Wife: I don't care!! Just ask her the Brand" and Shade No. !!!
😜😝💋💋😝😝

Finding a Husband is Hard

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Finding a Husband is Hard

Finding a Husband is Hard

1. You find a handsome one, the brain is empty.
2. You find a brilliant one, he looks too serious.
3. You find a rich one, he is disrespectful.
4. You find a hard-working one, he never has time for you.
5. You find a serious one, his EX keeps calling.
6. You find a humble one, he is broke.
7. You find a resposible one, he is not romantic.
8. You find an educated one, he feels he is always right.
9. You find an illiterate one, he always gets angry whenever you correct him.
10. You find a smart one, he lies every time.

I used to like that little boy

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I was having trouble with my computer.
So I called David, the 11 year old next door whose bedroom looks like Mission Control, and asked him to come over.

David clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.

As he was walking away, I called after him, "So, what was wrong?"

He replied, "It was an ID ten T error."

I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, "An ID Ten T error?
What's that? In case I need to fix it again."

David grinned, "Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?"

"No", I replied.

"Write it down," he said, "and I think you'll figure it out."

So I wrote down: I D 1 0 T

I used to like that little boy.