A Perfect Man

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A Perfect Man

A Perfect Man

A Perfect Man

- wake up at 5am everyday
- exercises everyday
- makes his own bed
- cleans his room
- works sincerely
- does not touch alcohol
- help in the kitchen
- does not indulge in night life
- is always punctual
- prays daily
- reads
- hits the bed at 9pm sharp

Where do you find such Perfect Men ?

Answer : Tihar Jail.. 😉

Adding Radha to whatsapp group

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Group admin: Hi guys, I am adding Radha to the group. Radha is new to town as well.

Admin added +91 9xxxxxx83 to group.

Radha: Hi all....

Member # 1: Hiiiii....

Member # 2: Hi Radha... How are you?

Radha:  I am fine.

Member # 3: Hey Radha... Let me know if you need any help, OK.

Radha: Definitely I shall let you know.

Member # 4: Hi Radha, I would like to meet you one day.

Radha:  I am honored.  Sure dear we shall meet some day over coffee.

Member # 5: what's your full name Radha?

Radha:  Radhakrishnan Uplandakandathil Nair.

After 5 mins...

Radha:  Guys, I am fortunate to be in your group.  Nice to meet you all.

No response.......

(Dead silence in the group)😳😳😆😆😂😂😂

An Indian in the US suffered a heart attack

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In case of an emergency, speak only in English.
Never say prayers in any other language.
You  never know what kind of translation problem u can run into.
An Indian in the US suffered a heart attack on the road and was picked up by an ambulance.
Being religious, he kept repeating - Hari Om, Hari Om, Hari Om.
When the ambulance pulled into his home, his wife came out and screamed to the paramedics:
'Why didn't you take him straight to the hospital?'
They replied,
"Because he kept saying, 'Hurry home Hurry home Hurry home!' 😝😝😝