Ek Dukandar Ek aurat ko Kapde dikha dikha kar thak gaya

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एक दुकानदार एक औरत को कपड़े
दिखा दिखा कर थक गया ..😆😆
अंत में अपने गुस्से पर काबू रखते हुए आखिरकार बोला...😡😡.,
मुझे अफसोस है😴
कि मैं आपको कोई कपड़ा पसंद
नहीं करवा पाया... 😢😢
औरत: " कोई बात नहीं ...
मै तो वैसे भी सब्जी लेने निकली थी...😳

10 lacs copies of a book sold bcoz of 1 spelling mistake

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एक स्पेलिंग मिस्टेक की वजह से एक किताब की 10 लाख कॉपी दो दिन में ही बिक गईं।

दरअसल, ये गलती उस किताब के टाइटल में हो गई थी।

किताब का नाम था-
'एक आइडिया जो आपकी Life बदल दे'

और गलती से हो गया-
'एक आइडिया जो आपकी 'Wife बदल दे'

Jump into the Lake and win $10 Million

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Once there was a competition in a crocodile farm.
The first person who could jump into the lake and
got back to land safely would win $10 million.
Everyone waited for a long time and
finally one guy jumped in and swam for his life to the bank.
While everyone was congratulating him as he was presented his prize money,
he was fuming madly : "who the hell pushed me?"
And then he saw his wife was smiling...

Moral of the story :
Behind every successful man there is a woman who pushes him towards success.

Telling a Lie

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Telling a Lie is a
sin for a child,
fault for an adult,
an art for a lover,
a profession for a lawyer,
a requirement for a politician,
a management tool for a Boss,
an accomplishment for a bachelor,
an excuse for a Subordinate
A matter of survival for a Married Man.

Women are fickle minded

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Women are fickle minded.
At 18, they want handsome men
At 25, they want matured men
At 30, they want successful men
At 40, they want established men
At 50 ,they want faithful men
Men are very simple.
At 18, they want pretty young girls
At 25, they want pretty young girls
At 30, they want pretty young girls
At 40, they want pretty young girls
At 50, they still want pretty young girls....!!!
Just comparison....😜

Met one of my Maths Teacher Yesterday

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I met one of my Maths teacher yesterday.
We greeted and he asked me directions to the State Bank of India.
I told him  make a 299 degrees turn and walk for 290 meters,
then subtend the angle of X using Pythagoras Theorem and round bit up to the nearest degree using tan ∆.
From that point, draw a parabolic curve and walk 342 meters on its major axis and bisect the straight road at an obtuse angle.
That's where the bank is.

Let him feel what I felt when I was in school....

Humour- They walk with us

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Humour- They walk with us

■ A guy bought a new fridge for his house.

To get rid of his old fridge { still working }, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: 'Free to good home. You want it, you take it.'

For three days the fridge sat there without anyone looking twice.
He eventually decided that people were too mistrustful of this deal.
So he changed the sign to read: 'Fridge for sale $50.'
The next day someone stole it !

They walk among us ! 😂

■ One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when someone shouted, "Look at that dead bird !"
Someone looked up at the sky and said "Where?"

They walk among us ! 😂

■ While looking at a house, my brother asked the estate agent which direction was North because he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning.
She asked, 'Does the sun rise in the North?'

My brother explained that the sun rises in the East and has for some time. She shook her head and said, 'Oh, I don't keep up with all that stuff.'

They walk among us ! 😂

■ My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we overheard an admin girl talking about the sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the beach. She drove down in a convertible, but said she "didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was moving."

They walk among us ! 😂

■ My sister has a life saving tool in her car which is designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the car trunk.

They walk among us ! 😂

■ I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area and went to the lost luggage office and reported the loss.

The woman there smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and said I was in good hands. 'Now,' she asked me, 'Has your plane arrived yet?' { I work with professionals like this }.

They walk among us ! 😂

■ While working at a pizza parlor, I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6.

He thought about it for some time then said "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces."

They walk among us ! 😂

And last, but not the least. Dumb as a box of Rocks TRUE STORY...

■ A noted Psychiatrist was a guest speaker at an academic function where Nancy Pelosi { Speaker of the United States House of Representatives } happened to appear.

Ms Pelosi took the opportunity to schmooze the good doctor a bit and asked him a question with which he was most at ease.

'Would you mind telling me, Doctor,' she asked, 'how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?'

'Nothing is easier,' he replied. 'You ask a simple question which anyone should answer with no trouble. If the person hesitates, that puts you on the track.'

'What sort of question?' asked Pelosi.

Well, you might ask, 'Captain Cook made three trips around the world and died during one of them. Which one?''

Pelosi thought a moment, and then said with a nervous laugh, 'You wouldn't happen to have another example would you? I must confess I don't know much about history.'

Sadly, they walk among us !