Apple and Microsoft Notice Jokes

Notice on entry gate of a Apple Store in NY :-

Don't ever fart here;
the smell will stay for ages.
We don't have Windows.๐Ÿ˜‚
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 And tit for tat from Microsoft in their premises..

"Anyone visiting us here can be free to use Windows in case you need to release stale gas from yesterday's half eaten apple."๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ

We have been providing open window system to the world since ages. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚