Chinese Guy named Kanthaswami

How a Chinese 🇨🇳 guy ended up with a Tamil 🇮🇳 name in Canada 🇨🇦

I met a Chinese man in Niagara Falls who had come over from the Toronto side and was surprised to know that his name was Kanthaswami.

I asked him, "How did you get a name like that, being a Chinese?"

He said, "Long years ago when I came to Canada, I was standing in line at the Political Asylums Immigration Counter. The man ahead of me was a Lankan Tamil refugee."

The Canadian lady at the counter looked at him and asked "What is your name?". He replied, "Kanthaswami”.

After processing his papers, she looked at me and asked, "What's your name?"

I said, "Sem Ting".

1 Chinese 1 Gora aur 1 Sardar

1 Chinese 👷,
1 Gora 👨
aur
1 Sardar 👳
ship me ja rahe the..
Achanak 1 Jinn👲 aaya aur bola: "Samundar me koi cheez pheko, agar maine dhoond li to main tumhe maar dunga, Aur na dhoond paya to main tumhara Gulam!!"
Chinese ne Sui phenki.
Jinn ne dhoond li aur use maar diya 😱..

Gore ne memory card pheka.
Jinn ne dhoond liya aur use bhi maar diya..😱

Sardar ne kuch phenka..
Gin ne bohot dhuna, dhund dhund ke thak gaya aur puchhne laga. "batao mere aaaka main haar gaya," 🙏
Sardar bola: "main bhi tera baap hu, maine "Disprin" ki goli fenki thi, Chal Beta, Ghar Chal
Bohot Kaam Pada He!!"
JINN Shocked 🙀&
Sardar ROCKED 😂😛
Bhejo market me naya he

A Chinese Wife

😂😜
A Chinese man's wife dies 1 year after marriage...😞
Sardar tries to console Chinese but doesn't know what to say..😕
Sardar : Hota hai yaar. Chinese thi, aur kitna chalti...😬😝😜😂

A Chinese and Spielberg

(This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition in Britain)
"A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg.
As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.
Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Habour, get outta here."
The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbour, it was the Japanese".
"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.
In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship."
Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."
The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."😀