Super Sindhi & Marwari

A Sindhi bought a well from a Marwari.
The next day while on his way to market he met the Marwari who told him "I have sold the well to you but not the water. If you use the water you will have to pay for it"

The Sindhi  replied " I was in fact planning to come to your place and ask you to empty the water and if you don't do it than you will have to pay the rent for storing it in my well" 😂😂

Super Sindhi & Marwari

A Sindhi went to a Dentist

A Sindhi went to a dentist for tooth extraction and first enquired about cost.
Dentist said 1200 ,
the Sindhi thought it was too much.
After some thought,
he asked about cheaper methods.
The dentist said Yes,
it can be done without anesthesia and will cost only Rs.300,
but it would be very very painful.
Sindhi said ok Dr,
do it without anesthesia.
The dentist removed the tooth without anesthesia and during the entire procedure the Sindhi sat quietly, even smiling a little.
The dentist was not only surprised but was quite impressed and said
I have never seen such a brave patient like you.
I don't even want my fees,
here,
instead take this Rs.500 as a reward, you've taught me such a powerful lesson today about mastering one's pain and feelings !!
In the evening he met his fellow dentists and told everyone about his amazing Sindhi patient.
Out of all doctors, one doctor jumped up and shouted that rascal Sindhi first came to me
😤
I gave him anesthesia and asked him to wait outside for half an hour !
After half an hour when I called him he had left !!!!

Sindhi ka Bonus cheque

Ek SINDHI apne Naukar se:
Tumne is saal mehnat se kam kiya,
Isliye 5000 ka Bonus Cheque De Raha Hu...
Agar Aise hi kaam Karoge toh.
AGLE SAAL
Isme signature bhi kar Dunga.
😜😄😄😜😜😜😜😜😄

Why people from different communities run Mumbai Marathon

Why people from different communities run Mumbai Marathon :
- Punjus run simply because of peer pressure from other communities + that they can upload their pics posing on the Sealink. Otherwise they rather be sleeping.
- Maharashtrians run because that day most roads are closed and BEST buses are not plying - so how else will they commute ?
- Biharis & Bhaiyas run because they feel the Maharashtrians are running behind them and they run for their lives
- Catholics run because that's what they have been trained for since childhood - athletics or hockey or football
- Parsis run so hopefully they can find someone on the race track and get married that same evening
- South Indians run because of the completion certificate which they will get so that they can add this to their collection of certificates which they are collecting since childhood.
- Sindhis run because the cost includes Sealink toll charges
- Gujjus run because the cost includes Sealink toll charges + Goody bag + Free Water + Free Enerzal + Free Oranges + Free Salt + Free Ice Pack+ Free whiffs of Volini Spray on the route
- Marwaris run for all of the above reasons + they think they can take an interest free loan from St. Chartered Bank for their business just because they ran !

Arab falls in love

Arab falls in love with Sindhi girl and decides to meet the father

Arab : Your daughter is beautiful and i love her. If u let me marry her i'll give u gold equal to her weight.

Sindhi: I need time.

Arab : To think?

Sindhi -No no...to help her gain weight.
😈