Super Sindhi & Marwari

A Sindhi bought a well from a Marwari.
The next day while on his way to market he met the Marwari who told him "I have sold the well to you but not the water. If you use the water you will have to pay for it"

The Sindhi  replied " I was in fact planning to come to your place and ask you to empty the water and if you don't do it than you will have to pay the rent for storing it in my well" 😂😂

Super Sindhi & Marwari

Marwadi opened Sweet Shops

MARWADI opened Sweets shop gave an advertisement...!
Helper required................
Qualification:-  Must have diabetes!
😎😁😂....
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JUDGE: What is the proof that you were not over speeding?
MAN: My lord, I was going to
my father in-law's house to bring back my wife.
JUDGE: Case dismissed😝😝

Kaun Si Jati ke Log Achhe Nagrik Hote Hai ?

Friend 1 :
Kaun Si Jati ke Log Achhe Nagrik Hote Hai ?

Friend 2 :
Baniye..

Friend 1 :
Matlab?

Friend 2 :
Har Jagah Likha Hota Hai,
Desh Ke Acche Nagrik "Baniye"!
Desh Bhakt "Baniye"!
Samajhdar "Baniye"!
Imandar "Baniye"!
Sachhe "Baniye"!
Padhe Likhe "Baniye"!
Samajik "Baniye"!
Vyavaharik "Baniye"!
Shakahari "Baniye"!
Satvik "Baniye"!
Dharmik "Baniye"!
Baniye...!

Shaadi wale Ghar ke 2 Darwaaze

🍃
एक बनिया, एक जाट के यहां शादी में गया।
शादी वाले घर के 2 दरवाजे थे।
एक दरवाजे पे रिश्तेदार, दुसरे पे दोस्त लिखा था।
बनिया दोस्तों वाले दरवाजे से अंदर गया।
आगे फिर 2 दरवाजे थे, एक पे महिला, दुसरे पे पुरुष लिखा था।
बनिया पुरुष वाले दरवाजे से अंदर गया।
वहां 2 और दरवाजे थे, एक पे गिफ्ट (gift) देने वाला, दुसरे पे बिना गिफ्ट (without-gift) वाले लिखा था।
बनिया बिना-गिफ्ट (without-gift) वाले दरवाजे से अंदर गया।
जब देखा तो बनिया बाहर गली में खड़ा था।
और लिखा था... शर्म तो आ नहीं रही होगी, जाट की शादी और मुफ्त (free) में रोटी खाएगा???
जा-जा हवा खा..:' 😀😜😂

Why people from different communities run Mumbai Marathon

Why people from different communities run Mumbai Marathon :
- Punjus run simply because of peer pressure from other communities + that they can upload their pics posing on the Sealink. Otherwise they rather be sleeping.
- Maharashtrians run because that day most roads are closed and BEST buses are not plying - so how else will they commute ?
- Biharis & Bhaiyas run because they feel the Maharashtrians are running behind them and they run for their lives
- Catholics run because that's what they have been trained for since childhood - athletics or hockey or football
- Parsis run so hopefully they can find someone on the race track and get married that same evening
- South Indians run because of the completion certificate which they will get so that they can add this to their collection of certificates which they are collecting since childhood.
- Sindhis run because the cost includes Sealink toll charges
- Gujjus run because the cost includes Sealink toll charges + Goody bag + Free Water + Free Enerzal + Free Oranges + Free Salt + Free Ice Pack+ Free whiffs of Volini Spray on the route
- Marwaris run for all of the above reasons + they think they can take an interest free loan from St. Chartered Bank for their business just because they ran !