Two engineering students are waiting to give their oral viva test. The first student's turn comes, and he goes inside
External ๐:- Suppose you are traveling by a train, and suddenly it gets hot, what will you do?
Student๐:- I will open the window.
External ๐คช:- Great, now suppose that the area of the window is1.5 sq.m and the volume of the compartment is 12 m3, the train is traveling at 80 km/hr in a Westerly direction and the speed of the wind is 5 m/s from the South, then how much time will it take for the compartment to get cold?
The student can't answer, so he is marked fail and he comes out. After coming out he tells that question to the second student.
The second student goes in and his viva starts.
External ๐:- Suppose you are traveling by a train, and suddenly it gets hot, what will you do?
2nd Student ๐:- I will remove my coat.
External ๐คจ:- It still is hot, then what?
Student๐:- I will remove my shirt.
External (angrily) ๐ค:- If it still is hot, then what will you do?
Student๐:- I will remove my pant.
External (Fuming) ๐ก:- And what if you die due to the heat?
Student:- I WILL RATHER DIE BUT I WILL NEVER OPEN THE WINDOW.
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Showing posts with label Engineer. Show all posts
Two engineering students oral viva test
Engineers from online Classes
Morning ๐
Two engineering students were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.
A woman walked by and asked what they were doing.
"We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole", said one, "But we don't have a ladder."
The woman said, "Hand me that wrench out of your toolbox."
She loosened a few bolts, then laid the pole down. She then took the measuring tape from their toolbox, took the measurement and announced, "Eighteen feet, six inches" and walked away.
The second engineer shook his head and laughed and said - Dum Lady , We needed the height and she gave us the length!
Both the engineers are from online classes.
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Two engineering students were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.
A woman walked by and asked what they were doing.
"We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole", said one, "But we don't have a ladder."
The woman said, "Hand me that wrench out of your toolbox."
She loosened a few bolts, then laid the pole down. She then took the measuring tape from their toolbox, took the measurement and announced, "Eighteen feet, six inches" and walked away.
The second engineer shook his head and laughed and said - Dum Lady , We needed the height and she gave us the length!
Both the engineers are from online classes.
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Girl : Let's go for a dinner tonight
Girl : Let's go for a dinner tonight.
Boy(An Engineer) : Ok.
Girl : But where will you take me.
Boy : Should we go to mint food ( an economic restaurant )?
Girl : No. That's a very cheap place. Let's go to Tomato's (A brutally costly place).
Boy : Silent for a minute Ok, see you at 7. I will pick you up from your place.
Boy pick up girl at 7, on the way...
Boy : Once I had pani-puri competition with my sister and she ate 30 pani-puri's and defeated me.
Girl : What so difficult's in it?
Boy : Defeating me in pani-puri competition is difficult.
Girl : I can easily beat you.
Boy : Please leave it. It's not your cup of tea.
Girl : Lets see.
They both stop at a pani-puri stall.They start eating,
After above 30 pani-puri the boy gave up.
The girl was also full, but to defeat her boyfriend, she ate one more and shouted, "you lose".
The bill was Rs.120
The main aim of an engineer is to satisfy customers with minimum requirements.
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Boy(An Engineer) : Ok.
Girl : But where will you take me.
Boy : Should we go to mint food ( an economic restaurant )?
Girl : No. That's a very cheap place. Let's go to Tomato's (A brutally costly place).
Boy : Silent for a minute Ok, see you at 7. I will pick you up from your place.
Boy pick up girl at 7, on the way...
Boy : Once I had pani-puri competition with my sister and she ate 30 pani-puri's and defeated me.
Girl : What so difficult's in it?
Boy : Defeating me in pani-puri competition is difficult.
Girl : I can easily beat you.
Boy : Please leave it. It's not your cup of tea.
Girl : Lets see.
They both stop at a pani-puri stall.They start eating,
After above 30 pani-puri the boy gave up.
The girl was also full, but to defeat her boyfriend, she ate one more and shouted, "you lose".
The bill was Rs.120
The main aim of an engineer is to satisfy customers with minimum requirements.
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Pakka Engineer
PAKKA engineer:
External examiner: to an engineering student :
Why does a capacitor stops DC but allows AC to pass through?
Student :
Sir, capacitor is like this
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DC comes straight like this
------
& the capacitor stops it.
But AC Goes UP-DOWN-UP-DOWN like this
. --- .
.' '.
----||-----------||------.
'. .'
' --- '
and jumps over the capacitor!
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External Examiner : After 30 years of experience.. today I understood the concept of capacitor ๐๐๐
External examiner: to an engineering student :
Why does a capacitor stops DC but allows AC to pass through?
Student :
Sir, capacitor is like this
---| |---
DC comes straight like this
------
& the capacitor stops it.
But AC Goes UP-DOWN-UP-DOWN like this
. --- .
.' '.
----||-----------||------.
'. .'
' --- '
and jumps over the capacitor!
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External Examiner : After 30 years of experience.. today I understood the concept of capacitor ๐๐๐
IT Special : 2 Friends were Chatting
IT Special:
2 friends were chatting....
Friend: Bhai need ur support... She is online n said "I love you"... Kya karu?
IT Engineer Frnd: Bhai... Sabse pehle screen shot lele
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2 friends were chatting....
Friend: Bhai need ur support... She is online n said "I love you"... Kya karu?
IT Engineer Frnd: Bhai... Sabse pehle screen shot lele
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Pythagorean Theorem to Solve Problems of life
I am still using Pythagorean theorem of 30-60-90 to solve most difficult problems of life.
Only difference is, 'degrees' have been replaced by 'ml'.๐บ๐
Only difference is, 'degrees' have been replaced by 'ml'.๐บ๐
Unemployed Engineer Graduate
An unemployed engineer graduate๐ฆ was looking out for a suitable job in his stream.
He attended several exams and many personal interviews, only to be rejected.
.
.
.
.
Being fed up after so many months of his
job hunt, he decided to get into any job that
can satisfy his food and daily needs.
.
.
.
.
.
He visited a
circus group and asked for a job.
But the owner
said that there wasn't any job for his education
level. Also he said that there is a vacancy to
act
as a monkey๐ and perform funny actions. The
unemployed youth accepted the offer since he
can
at least afford his daily food.
.
.
.
.
.
So he dressed up as a monkey๐ and entertained
the
audience. One day while he was performing the
monkey๐ skills, he accidentally fell into the
lion's๐
ring.
.
.
.
.
Everyone was shocked as the monkey๐ fell into
lion's ring. No one knew that he was a man๐ฆ
dressed up as a monkey๐.
The man himself was
dreadful and feared for his life.
He felt pity for
himself as he going to be a victim of
unemployment.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
The lion๐ came closer to him but didn't attack.
He
was surprised. The lion๐ whispered,
"Abe
Gupta.....ghabra mat...!! Main hun tera senior, Vinod
Sharma.... 2010 batch... computer science.."
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He attended several exams and many personal interviews, only to be rejected.
.
.
.
.
Being fed up after so many months of his
job hunt, he decided to get into any job that
can satisfy his food and daily needs.
.
.
.
.
.
He visited a
circus group and asked for a job.
But the owner
said that there wasn't any job for his education
level. Also he said that there is a vacancy to
act
as a monkey๐ and perform funny actions. The
unemployed youth accepted the offer since he
can
at least afford his daily food.
.
.
.
.
.
So he dressed up as a monkey๐ and entertained
the
audience. One day while he was performing the
monkey๐ skills, he accidentally fell into the
lion's๐
ring.
.
.
.
.
Everyone was shocked as the monkey๐ fell into
lion's ring. No one knew that he was a man๐ฆ
dressed up as a monkey๐.
The man himself was
dreadful and feared for his life.
He felt pity for
himself as he going to be a victim of
unemployment.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
The lion๐ came closer to him but didn't attack.
He
was surprised. The lion๐ whispered,
"Abe
Gupta.....ghabra mat...!! Main hun tera senior, Vinod
Sharma.... 2010 batch... computer science.."
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A Girl Enters in Engineering 3rd Sem Exam
A Girl Enters in Engineering 3rd Sem Exam.
When She Sits She Realises that She Forgot to Bring Her Pen...
A Little Cute girl Comes to Her and Says..
"Mummy Take Your Pen"
All the Guys in the Exam Hall..
"Ha!!!.. Mummy...??"
Moral:- Its not the Effect of Santoor....
Its Because of "Maths-3"
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When She Sits She Realises that She Forgot to Bring Her Pen...
A Little Cute girl Comes to Her and Says..
"Mummy Take Your Pen"
All the Guys in the Exam Hall..
"Ha!!!.. Mummy...??"
Moral:- Its not the Effect of Santoor....
Its Because of "Maths-3"
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Installing Husband
Awesome one
INSTALLING HUSBAND
A Woman writes to the IT Technical Support Guy
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I Upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a Distinct Slowdown in the overall System Performance, particularly in the Flower and Jewellery Applications, which Operated Flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 Uninstalled another Valuable Program, Romance 9.5 and then Installed undesirable Programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1
What can I do ?
Reply:-
Dear Madam,
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.
Please enter Command: "ithoughtyoulovedme.html" and try to Download Tears 6.2. Then it will automatically run the Applications Jewellery 3.0 and Flowers 3.5
However, remember, Overuse of the above Application can cause Husband 1.0 to Default to Silence 3.5 or Beer 6.1.
Also DO NOT disturb the original Package of Husband 1.0.... Otherwise new Virus Girlfriend 2.5 will automatically be Downloaded into your System.
So be careful. In addition, please do not attempt to Re-install the Boyfriend 5.0 Program. These are Unsupported Applications and will Crash Husband 1.0.
We recommend: Cooking 5.0 and Cute Looks 7.7
Good Luck Madam.
INSTALLING HUSBAND
A Woman writes to the IT Technical Support Guy
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I Upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a Distinct Slowdown in the overall System Performance, particularly in the Flower and Jewellery Applications, which Operated Flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 Uninstalled another Valuable Program, Romance 9.5 and then Installed undesirable Programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1
What can I do ?
Reply:-
Dear Madam,
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.
Please enter Command: "ithoughtyoulovedme.html" and try to Download Tears 6.2. Then it will automatically run the Applications Jewellery 3.0 and Flowers 3.5
However, remember, Overuse of the above Application can cause Husband 1.0 to Default to Silence 3.5 or Beer 6.1.
Also DO NOT disturb the original Package of Husband 1.0.... Otherwise new Virus Girlfriend 2.5 will automatically be Downloaded into your System.
So be careful. In addition, please do not attempt to Re-install the Boyfriend 5.0 Program. These are Unsupported Applications and will Crash Husband 1.0.
We recommend: Cooking 5.0 and Cute Looks 7.7
Good Luck Madam.
Engineer ne Clinic khola
เคเค เคंเคिเคจिเคฏเคฐ เคो เคॉเคฌ เคจเคนी เคฎिเคฒी
เคคो เคเคธเคจे เค्เคฒिเคจिเค เคोเคฒा เคเคฐ เคฌाเคนเคฐ เคฒिเคा
เคคीเคจ เคธौ เคฐूเคชเคฏे เคฎे เคเคฒाเค เคเคฐเคตाเคฏे
เคเคฒाเค เคจเคนी เคนुเค เคคो เคเค เคนเคाเคฐ เคฐूเคชเคฏे เคตाเคชिเคธ....
เคเค เคกॉเค्เคเคฐ เคจे เคธोเคा เคि เคเค เคนเคाเคฐ เคฐूเคชเคฏे เคเคฎाเคจे เคा เค เค्เคा เคฎौเคा เคนै
เคตो เค्เคฒिเคจिเค เคชเคฐ เคเคฏा
เคเคฐ เคฌोเคฒा
เคฎुเคे เคिเคธी เคญी เคीเค เคा เคธ्เคตाเคฆ เคจเคนी เคเคคा เคนै
เคंเคिเคจिเคฏเคฐ : เคฌॉเค्เคธ เคจं.เฅจเฅจ เคธे เคฆเคตा เคจिเคाเคฒो เคเคฐ เฅฉ เคฌूँเคฆ เคชिเคฒाเค
เคจเคฐ्เคธ เคจे เคชिเคฒा เคฆी
เคฎเคฐीเค(เคกॉเค्เคเคฐ) : เคฏे เคคो เคชेเค्เคฐोเคฒ เคนै
เคंเคिเคจिเคฏเคฐ : เคฎुเคฌाเคฐเค เคนो เคเคชเคो เคेเคธ्เค เคฎเคนเคธूเคธ เคนो เคเคฏा
เคฒाเค เคคीเคจ เคธौ เคฐूเคชเคฏे
เคกॉเค्เคเคฐ เคो เคुเคธ्เคธा เค เคเคฏा
เคुเค เคฆिเคจ เคฌाเคฆ เคซिเคฐ เคตाเคชिเคธ เคเคฏा
เคชुเคฐाเคจे เคชैเคธे เคตเคธूเคฒเคจे
เคฎเคฐीเค(เคกॉเค्เคเคฐ) :เคธाเคนเคฌ เคฎेเคฐी เคฏाเคฆเคฆाเคธ्เคค เคเคฎเคोเคฐ เคนो เคเค เคนै
เคंเคिเคจिเคฏเคฐ : เคฌॉเค्เคธ เคจं. เฅจเฅจ เคธे เคฆเคตा เคจिเคाเคฒो เคเคฐ เฅฉ เคฌूँเคฆ เคชिเคฒाเค
เคฎเคฐीเค (เคกॉเค्เคเคฐ) : เคฒेเคिเคจ เคตो เคฆเคตा เคคो เคुเคฌाเคจ เคी เคेเคธ्เค เคे เคฒिเค เคนै
เคंเคिเคจिเคฏเคฐ : เคฏे เคฒो เคคुเคฎ्เคนाเคฐी เคฏाเคฆเคฆाเคธ्เคค เคญी เคตाเคชเคธ เค เคเค
เคฒाเค เคคीเคจ เคธौ เคฐुเคชเค।
เคเคธ เคฌाเคฐ เคกॉเค्เคเคฐ เคुเคธ्เคธे เคฎें เคเคฏा
เคกॉเค्เคเคฐ-เคฎेเคฐी เคจเคเคฐ เคเคฎ เคนो เคเค เคนै
เคंเคीเคจिเคฏเคฐ- เคเคธเคी เคฆเคตाเค เคฎेเคฐे เคชाเคธ เคจเคนीं เคนै। เคฒो เคเค เคนเคाเคฐ เคฐुเคชเคฏे।
เคกॉเค्เคเคฐ-เคฏเคน เคคो เคชांเค เคธौ เคा เคจोเค เคนै।
เคंเคीเคจिเคฏเคฐ- เค เคเค เคจเคเคฐ। เคฒा เคคीเคจ เคธौ เคฐुเคชเคฏे।๐๐๐
เคคो เคเคธเคจे เค्เคฒिเคจिเค เคोเคฒा เคเคฐ เคฌाเคนเคฐ เคฒिเคा
เคคीเคจ เคธौ เคฐूเคชเคฏे เคฎे เคเคฒाเค เคเคฐเคตाเคฏे
เคเคฒाเค เคจเคนी เคนुเค เคคो เคเค เคนเคाเคฐ เคฐूเคชเคฏे เคตाเคชिเคธ....
เคเค เคกॉเค्เคเคฐ เคจे เคธोเคा เคि เคเค เคนเคाเคฐ เคฐूเคชเคฏे เคเคฎाเคจे เคा เค เค्เคा เคฎौเคा เคนै
เคตो เค्เคฒिเคจिเค เคชเคฐ เคเคฏा
เคเคฐ เคฌोเคฒा
เคฎुเคे เคिเคธी เคญी เคीเค เคा เคธ्เคตाเคฆ เคจเคนी เคเคคा เคนै
เคंเคिเคจिเคฏเคฐ : เคฌॉเค्เคธ เคจं.เฅจเฅจ เคธे เคฆเคตा เคจिเคाเคฒो เคเคฐ เฅฉ เคฌूँเคฆ เคชिเคฒाเค
เคจเคฐ्เคธ เคจे เคชिเคฒा เคฆी
เคฎเคฐीเค(เคกॉเค्เคเคฐ) : เคฏे เคคो เคชेเค्เคฐोเคฒ เคนै
เคंเคिเคจिเคฏเคฐ : เคฎुเคฌाเคฐเค เคนो เคเคชเคो เคेเคธ्เค เคฎเคนเคธूเคธ เคนो เคเคฏा
เคฒाเค เคคीเคจ เคธौ เคฐूเคชเคฏे
เคกॉเค्เคเคฐ เคो เคुเคธ्เคธा เค เคเคฏा
เคुเค เคฆिเคจ เคฌाเคฆ เคซिเคฐ เคตाเคชिเคธ เคเคฏा
เคชुเคฐाเคจे เคชैเคธे เคตเคธूเคฒเคจे
เคฎเคฐीเค(เคกॉเค्เคเคฐ) :เคธाเคนเคฌ เคฎेเคฐी เคฏाเคฆเคฆाเคธ्เคค เคเคฎเคोเคฐ เคนो เคเค เคนै
เคंเคिเคจिเคฏเคฐ : เคฌॉเค्เคธ เคจं. เฅจเฅจ เคธे เคฆเคตा เคจिเคाเคฒो เคเคฐ เฅฉ เคฌूँเคฆ เคชिเคฒाเค
เคฎเคฐीเค (เคกॉเค्เคเคฐ) : เคฒेเคिเคจ เคตो เคฆเคตा เคคो เคुเคฌाเคจ เคी เคेเคธ्เค เคे เคฒिเค เคนै
เคंเคिเคจिเคฏเคฐ : เคฏे เคฒो เคคुเคฎ्เคนाเคฐी เคฏाเคฆเคฆाเคธ्เคค เคญी เคตाเคชเคธ เค เคเค
เคฒाเค เคคीเคจ เคธौ เคฐुเคชเค।
เคเคธ เคฌाเคฐ เคกॉเค्เคเคฐ เคुเคธ्เคธे เคฎें เคเคฏा
เคกॉเค्เคเคฐ-เคฎेเคฐी เคจเคเคฐ เคเคฎ เคนो เคเค เคนै
เคंเคीเคจिเคฏเคฐ- เคเคธเคी เคฆเคตाเค เคฎेเคฐे เคชाเคธ เคจเคนीं เคนै। เคฒो เคเค เคนเคाเคฐ เคฐुเคชเคฏे।
เคกॉเค्เคเคฐ-เคฏเคน เคคो เคชांเค เคธौ เคा เคจोเค เคนै।
เคंเคीเคจिเคฏเคฐ- เค เคเค เคจเคเคฐ। เคฒा เคคीเคจ เคธौ เคฐुเคชเคฏे।๐๐๐