The old lady and the bank teller

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The old lady and the bank teller

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The old lady handed her bank card to a bank teller and said, “I would like to withdraw £10
The teller told her, “For withdrawals less than £100 please use the ATM.”
The old lady wanted to know why ...
The teller returned her bank card and irritably told her, “These are the rules. Please leave if there is no other matter. There is a queue behind you.”
The old lady remained silent for a few seconds, then handed the card back to the teller and said, “Please help me withdraw all the money I have.”
The teller was astonished when she checked the account balance. She nodded her head, leaned down and respectfully told her, you have £30,000 in your account and the bank doesn't have that much cash currently. Could you make an appointment and come again tomorrow?
The old lady then asked how much she could withdraw immediately.
The teller told her any amount up to £3000
"Well, please let me have £3000 now", she The teller then handed it very friendly and respectfully to her
The old lady put £10 in her bag and asked the teller to deposit £2990 back into her account.
the moral of this tale .......
Don't be difficult with old people, they spent a lifetime learning the skills.👍

Two engineering students oral viva test

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Two engineering students are waiting to give their oral viva test. The first student's turn comes, and he goes inside
External 😌:-  Suppose you are traveling by a train, and suddenly it gets hot, what will you do?
Student😌:- I will open the window.
External 🤪:- Great, now suppose that the area of the window is1.5 sq.m and the volume of the compartment is 12 m3, the train is traveling at 80 km/hr in a Westerly direction and the speed of the wind is 5 m/s from the South, then how much time will  it take for the compartment to get cold?
The student can't answer, so he is marked fail and he comes out. After coming out he tells that question to the second student.
The second student goes in and his viva starts.
External 😊:- Suppose you are traveling by a train, and suddenly it gets hot, what will you do?
2nd Student 😌:- I will remove my coat.
External 🤨:- It still is hot, then what?
Student😌:- I will remove my shirt.
External (angrily) 😤:- If it still is hot, then what will you do?
Student😌:- I will remove my pant.
External (Fuming) 😡:- And what if you die due to the heat?
Student:- I WILL RATHER DIE BUT I WILL NEVER OPEN THE WINDOW.
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Dont trust the Lawyers

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Don't trust the Lawyers

Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10,000,000. His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing so he would never have to testify in court. When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about his missing $10 million, he takes along his lawyer who knows sign language.
The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the money is!"
The lawyer, using sign language, asks Guido, Where's the money?
Guido signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about."
The lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about."
The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Guido's head and says, "Ask him again or I'll kill him!"
The lawyer signs to Guido, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him."
Guido trembles and signs, "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed at my cousin Bruno's house."
The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?"
The lawyer replies, "He says you don't have the guts to pull the trigger!"
Don't you just love lawyers ?😷😵👌⭐⭐⭐