Men will never learn. Women will never change.

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This is ribs cracking🀣🀣🀣🀣
A woman and a man were involved in car accident.
It was a bad one, caused by the woman's reckless driving.
Both of their cars were badly damaged but amazingly neither of them was hurt.
After they crawled out of ... cars, the woman says;
“So, you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman.
Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt.
This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."
The man replied," I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!
The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle.
My car is completely damaged, but this bottle of wine didn't break.
Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."
Then she handed the bottle over to the man.
The man nodded his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle and then handed it back to the woman.
The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and handed it back to the man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
She replies, "Nah. I think I'll just wait for the police to come and collect their evidence."
(drunk driver's offense)
Adam ate the apple again !
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Men will NEVER learn !
Women will Never change!!!
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The old lady and the bank teller

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The old lady and the bank teller

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The old lady handed her bank card to a bank teller and said, “I would like to withdraw £10
The teller told her, “For withdrawals less than £100 please use the ATM.”
The old lady wanted to know why ...
The teller returned her bank card and irritably told her, “These are the rules. Please leave if there is no other matter. There is a queue behind you.”
The old lady remained silent for a few seconds, then handed the card back to the teller and said, “Please help me withdraw all the money I have.”
The teller was astonished when she checked the account balance. She nodded her head, leaned down and respectfully told her, you have £30,000 in your account and the bank doesn't have that much cash currently. Could you make an appointment and come again tomorrow?
The old lady then asked how much she could withdraw immediately.
The teller told her any amount up to £3000
"Well, please let me have £3000 now", she The teller then handed it very friendly and respectfully to her
The old lady put £10 in her bag and asked the teller to deposit £2990 back into her account.
the moral of this tale .......
Don't be difficult with old people, they spent a lifetime learning the skills.πŸ‘

Two engineering students oral viva test

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Two engineering students are waiting to give their oral viva test. The first student's turn comes, and he goes inside
External 😌:-  Suppose you are traveling by a train, and suddenly it gets hot, what will you do?
Student😌:- I will open the window.
External πŸ€ͺ:- Great, now suppose that the area of the window is1.5 sq.m and the volume of the compartment is 12 m3, the train is traveling at 80 km/hr in a Westerly direction and the speed of the wind is 5 m/s from the South, then how much time will  it take for the compartment to get cold?
The student can't answer, so he is marked fail and he comes out. After coming out he tells that question to the second student.
The second student goes in and his viva starts.
External 😊:- Suppose you are traveling by a train, and suddenly it gets hot, what will you do?
2nd Student 😌:- I will remove my coat.
External 🀨:- It still is hot, then what?
Student😌:- I will remove my shirt.
External (angrily) 😀:- If it still is hot, then what will you do?
Student😌:- I will remove my pant.
External (Fuming) 😑:- And what if you die due to the heat?
Student:- I WILL RATHER DIE BUT I WILL NEVER OPEN THE WINDOW.
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