Anil and Sunil both are in love with Geeta

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Anil & Sunil both are in love with Geeta and want to marry her.

She is confused.

She goes to an astrologer, asks:
"Anil and Sunil are both in love with me, please tell me who will be the lucky one?"

Astrologer:
"Anil will be the Lucky One.

Sunil will marry you ... "🤣😂😅😀😀😀😀
🙏🏻

Brain Transplant

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🏪 In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in and said "I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news; the only hope left for your loved one at this time is a Brain Transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the Brain yourselves."

One of the family members asked "how much does a brain cost?"

The doctor quickly responded, "$50000 for a Male brain, and 
$200 for a Female brain."

The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked. 

A man unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the male brain so much more?"

The doctor smiled and said "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they've actually been used.... the male brains are hardly ever used by the owners. So they are as good as new!"

SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMEN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE MEN YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT!!!

🍻 Cheers to all the Ladies! 😜😝😛😂

Dont copy

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An Inspirational speaker said:
"The best days of my life were the days I spent with another man's wife".
Audience were in shock and silence.
He added: "and she is my mother".
A big round of applause and laughter followed.
One Man who listened to the speech decided to crack this at home.
At dinner, he said to his wife: the best days of my life were the days I spent with another man's wife....
After a moment he tried to recall the second line......😳
By the time he regained his senses, he was on hospital bed, recovering from burns of hot sambar poured on him by his wife.
MORAL LESSON: Don't copy if you cannot paste.
😂😂😂😂
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