New drink on the menu : Vodka HoMi

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In a Bar run by a Parsi, there was a new Drink on the menu : Vodka HoMi !!!

Customer : What's this Drink?

Bawa : It's a cocktail of Vodka mixed with Honey and Milk.

Customer : Why Honey ???

Bawa : Honey gives Energy

Customer : What about Milk???

Bawa : Milk will give you strength

Customer : So why Vodka?

Bawa : Gadhera!!!
Vodka will give you ideas about what to do with the Strength and Energy..!!

*Good Day* 🤣🙏👍

How experts talk on FB and TV about COVID

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After a Morning walk,
a Group of Doctors were standing at a road-side Restaurant enjoying a Cup of Tea..

They saw a Man limping towards them..

One Doctor said,
“ he has Arthritis in his Left Knee.."

The second said,
“ he has Plantar Faciitis.."

The third said,
“ just an Ankle Sprain.."

The fourth said,
@ see that Man cannot lift his Knee,
he looks to have Lower Motor Neurons.."

"But to me he seems a Hemiplegia Scissors Gait,"
said the fifth..

Before the sixth could proclaim his Diagnosis,
the Man reached the Group and asked,
"Is there a Cobbler nearby who can repair my Slipper.?"

*This is exactly how the Experts talk in Social Media & Television on "covid-19" issue these days..!!*

How things go VIRAL on Apartment Whatsapp Groups

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How things go VIRAL on Apartment Whatsapp Groups !!!

Person 1 : Hello, Did anyone spot a BAT near the swimming pool ? I really need to know .
Person 2 : What ??? 😱
Person 3 : Somebody pls inform the management office.
Person 4 : OMG ! Please don't send your kids to play downstairs today .
Person 5 : Yes ! With Nipah Virus , OH God !!! what is happening ?
Person 3 : We pay so much for maintenance and yet we have bats near pool. President should answer this.
Person 6 : Listen , if any kid gets bitten by bat , I have Ayurvedic meds
Person 3 : No ! No ! one cant just apply and should not apply anything .Just wash with soap and water. I read online about Nipah Virus !!!
Person 7 : Take him to the Doctor ASAP !
Person 3 : Take who 🤔
Person 8 : Is there a injection or medicine to prevent Nipah Virus ??? my child is only 8 months old 🙏🏼
Person 9 : I think Dr Patel in D1801 would be best to ask for next steps .
Person 2 : agreed
Person 3 : 👍🏼
Person 4 : +1
Person 1 : Ehh ! Guys , I was asking about my son’s Cricket Bat he left near the swimming pool last evening .