Mercedes for Sale at $1

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Mercedes for Sale @ $1
Someone put up this advertisement.
No one believed it, but one old man responded and went to see the car.
The Lady actually sold him a Mercedes, which had done just 12,000 kms, for $1.
She handed him the papers and the Car keys. Deal done.
As the old man was leaving, he said I would die of suspense if you don't tell me why this car was sold so cheap?
The Lady replied ....
I am just fulfilling the will of my deceased husband, where all money received from sale of his Mercedes would go to his Secretary ...

Wives are wives ....
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Lawyers POV : What is advocacy ?

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College Student Group asked a lawyer
Sir, what does 'advocacy' mean?"
Lawyer said:
I will present an example for this! 👇
Suppose two people come to me, one is very clean and the other is very dirty. I advise both of them to get clean and take bath.
Now you guys tell me, who among them will take a shower ?? "
One student said: "The one who is dirty will take a shower."
The lawyer said:
No, but the clean person will do it, because he has the habit of bathing, while the dirty does not know the importance of cleaning
Lawyer :: Now tell who will take a shower ?? "
The second student said: Clean person
The lawyer said:
No, but the dirty person will take a bath because he is the one who needs cleaning.
Now tell who will take a shower ?? "
Two students said: "The one who is dirty will take a shower."
The lawyer said:
"No, but both will take a bath because the clean person has a habit of bathing, while the dirty one needs a bath.
Now tell who will take a shower ?? "
Now three students speak together: "Both of them will take a shower."
The lawyer said:
"Wrong, no one will take a bath, because dirty is not used to bathing, whereas clean one does not need to bath.
Now tell who will take a shower ?? "
A student politely said:
🙏🏻"Sir, you give a different answer every time and every answer seems to be correct. How do we know the correct answer ???"
Lawyer said:
This is just 'advocacy'! It is not important what the reality is.
The important thing is, how many possible arguments can you offer to prove your point. "

Helicopter Ride for 4 People

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Helicopter Ride for 4 People

Anybody interested in a free ride in a helicopter for 4 people?!?
I'm still looking for 2 more adults to join me.
We leave early Saturday morning from Pune Airport,
and will fly to Amby Valley,
where we'll have breakfast,
then have lunch at a friend’s house.
Then, we’ll do a flight across Mumbai
and for dinner at Gateway of India,
then fly back home.
If interested, please message me ASAP.; preferably, someone with a helicopter.
Otherwise, we can't go.