Police check for drunk driving

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Last night I was returning from a party. I was high and saw there was a Police checking. Was scared at that very moment but then immediately got down from the driving seat and sat on the back seat.
After few mins. an officer came and asked me to move my car ahead for alcohol test.

I said: "My driver ran away seeing you."

He said: "Then you move your car ahead for the checking."

I said: "No sir, as a true Indian citizen I should not drive, drunk."

Officer looked at me, got emotional and applauded me for my responsible behaviour..
He sent one constable with me to drive my car home.

Kaun kehta hai peene k baad dimag kaam nahi karta ?

Beggar Rocks Man Shocks

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A beggar in front of a temple says " Sir, earlier you used donate Rs.50, then reduced it to Rs. 30, then further reduced it to Rs.20 and now you are giving me only Rs.10. Why so?

The man replies "When I was donating Rs.50, I was a bachelor, then I got married and donating Rs.30, then I had my first child and donating Rs.20, and now I had my second child, that's why I am giving only Rs.10.

Then the beggar nags " That means your entire family is living at my mercy"

Beggar rocks...and the man shocks...

Three Surgeons and the best Patient

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Three Surgeons and the best Patient

Three Surgeons and the best Patient

Three surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.
The first surgeon said,
"Electricians are the best, everything inside is color coded."
The second surgeon said,
"No, I think librarians are, everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The third surgeon shut them up when he said,
"You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no brains, and  no spine. Plus, the head and the butt are interchangeable..."