Would you remarry ?

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One day my a wife inquired, "If I died, would you remarry?"
Husband said, "Maybe."
She asked, "If you did get married, would you let her wear my mink coat?
Husband said, "Maybe."
She asked, "Would you let her wear my diamond ring?"
Husband said, "Maybe."
She asked, "Would you let her use my golf clubs?"
Husband said, "No, I would never let her do that!"
She said, "Why not?"
Husband said, "She's left handed."
😯😯😝😝

Nobody knows you better than your wife

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Discussion by a couple over mobile late at night.

WIFE : Where are you? Speaking so tensed. What happened???

HUSBAND : I'm in the car dear.
But the steering wheel, clutch pedal, brake pedal, accelerator pedal are all stolen from our car..
What to do now ??

WIFE : You drunk again??

HUSBAND : .A little... but how does that matter? Think about the car first dear.

WIFE : Expected.!! . You stupid idiot..!! Change from left seat to the right seat. You'll find everything..!!!!

🍺🍻🍷🥃🍾
Nobody knows you better than your WIFE..😂

How to celebrate an Eco friendly Diwali

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How to have an Eco friendly Diwali...

1. Stand in the kitchen.
2. Finish off the Diwali sweets your wife makes.
3. Then say..."My mother makes sweets better than you."

Enjoy the fireworks 😅

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