Heights of Revenge

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Talking about those days when there were no mosquito repellents
and we had to spend sleepless nights.
Sardarji was also experiencing the same every time he tries to sleep,
one mosquito comes and disturbs his sleep with a sound "guooonn, guooonn.".
He gets very irritated.
He tries to cover his ear but the problem remains persistent.
Ultimately he gets up and catches the mosquito in his hand.
He is very kind and not for the blood shed but still wanted to take revenge.
Happy as he is now starts singing a lullaby
and says "so ja machchar, bete so ja".
After some time he finds the mosquito falling in to deep sleep in his hands.
So he goes near it and says
"Guoooonnnnn, guoooonnnnn."

Wife cooking tasteless

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My friend came home from office,
cleaned himself up and sat for dinner,
after having the first bite he
scolded his wife that food is tasteless.

His wife got up, called the municipal corporation doctor and told them that
her husband doesn't have taste.

Municipal ambulance came and took him away and now he is in 14 days quarantine!

This is a warning to all men who find their wife's cooking tasteless!!🤣🤣

Password audit by a company

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Password audit by a company

During a recent password audit by a company, it was
found that a Blonde employee was using
the following password...
MickeyMinniePlutoHeuyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento
When asked why she had such a long password, the Blonde rolled her eyes and said..
"Hello! It has to be a least 8 characters and
include at least one capital."