You can't beat Indians !

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You can't beat Indians !

An Indian Doctor couldn't find a job in a Hospital in US so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside
"GET TREATMENT FOR $20 - IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100"

An American lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic...

Lawyer: "I have lost my sense of taste"
Indian: "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth"
Lawyer: "Ugh..this is kerosene"
Indian: "Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me $20"
The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money...
Lawyer: "I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything"
Indian: "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth"
Lawyer (annoyed): "This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste"
Indian: "Congrats, You got your memory back. Give me $20"
The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back $100.
Lawyer: "My eyesight has become very weak I can't see at all "
Indian : "Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so take this $100"
Lawyer (staring at the note): "But this is $20, not $100"
Indian : "Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me $20"

You can't beat Indians!!

How bosses tackle the Increment question

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How bosses tackle the Increment question

I asked the boss if I could get a raise.

And, he said, "Because of the fluctuational predisposition of your position's productive capacity as juxtaposed to the industry standards, it would be monetarily injudicious to advocate an increment."

I said, "I don't get it."

He said, "That's right."

A pretty woman or an intelligent woman

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A pretty woman or an intelligent woman

A pretty woman or an intelligent woman

I thought my wife was testing me when she said....
"Which do you prefer,
A pretty woman or an intelligent woman?"

So I replied..
"Neither of them,
I prefer you"