Getting angy with somebody ? Think before you talk

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Getting angy with somebody ?
Think before you talk.

If the person is junior to you ..
count to 10 and then talk.

If the person is equal to you ..
count to 30 and then talk.

If the person is your senior ..
count to 50, then talk.

If the person is your wife ..
keep counting .. don't talk.

Santa takes his wife to a graveyard for a picnic

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Santa takes his wife to a graveyard for a picnic.

Wife is furious and starts firing the shit out of him saying does anyone go to a graveyard for picnic?

Santa says you don't understand the importance of this place.......

People die to come here !

How GOD created Universe

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God was in the process of creating the universe. And he was explaining to his subordinates:

'Look everything should be in balance. For example, after every 10 deer there should be a lion.

Look here my fellow angels....

Here is the country of the United States . I have blessed them with prosperity and money. But at the same time I have given them insecurity & tension....

And here is Africa . I have given them beautiful nature. But at the same time, I have given them climatic extremes.

And here is South America . I have given them lots of forests. But at the same time, I have given them lesser Land so that they would have to cut off the forests...

So you see fellows, everything should be in balance.

One of the angels asked... 'God, what is this extremely beautiful country here?'

God said........ 'Ahah...that is the crown piece of all.

' INDIA ', My   precious creation. It has understanding & friendly people, Sparkling streams and serene mountains. A culture which speaks of the great tradition that they live. Technologically brilliant , and with a heart of gold.....

The angel was quite surprised:

 But God you said everything should be in balance.'

God replied -- 'Look, I have given them........ *"Politicians"*

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