Guess Boys Name puzzle

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Guess Boys Name puzzle

Guess Boys Name puzzle

- English Version -
This is a boys name, what is it ?
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Your time starts now.

- Hinglish Version -
Yeh ek ladke ka naam hai, bolo kya ?
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Aap ka samay shuru hota hai ab.

- Original Marathi Version -
एका मुलाचे नाव आहे ते सांगा ?

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तुमची वेळ सुरू होते आता.

Mpsc question

An old lady following at a supermarket

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I was walking through the supermarket to pick up a few things when I noticed an old lady following me around.
Thinking nothing of it, I ignored her and continued on. Finally I went to the checkout line, but she got in front of me.
“Pardon me,” she said, “I’m sorry if my staring at you has made you feel uncomfortable. It’s just that you look like my son, who just died recently.”
“I’m very sorry,” I said to her, “Is there anything I can do for you?”
“Yes,” she said, “As I’m leaving, can you say ‘Good bye, Mom?’ It would make me feel so much better.”
“Sure,” I said. An odd request, but no harm would come of it.
As the old woman was leaving, I called out, “Good Bye, Mom!”
As I stepped up to the checkout counter, I saw that my total was 28,768.50.
“How can that be?” I asked, “I only purchased a few things!”
“Your mother said that you would pay for her,” said the clerk.

Election Special ! Must Read ! True !

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Sreedhar Uncle came out after casting his vote from the polling booth.

He asked the polling agent, Did my wife come to cast her vote ??

The agent looked at the list and said Yes! She was here sometime back.

Mr. Sreedhar became sad and said, I wish I was here a bit early. I would have met her.

The agent was surprised and asked him, doesn't aunty stay with you anymore???

" No! She passed away 15 yrs ago. But I have seen that she comes to cast her vote whenever there is an election"😜

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Grandma in Court

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Brilliantly Hilarious:


Lawyers should never ask grandmas a question if they aren't prepared for the answer!

In a trial, a small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, an elderly grandmother to the stand.

He approached her and asked; _"Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"_

She responded, _"Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams._ _I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you're a big disappointment to me.._
_You lie, cheat on your wife, manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.."_

The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, _"Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney (the opponent's lawyer)?"_

She again replied, _"Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster. He's lazy, bigoted, and has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. ..Yes I know him."_

The defense attorney almost *died*.

The judge asked both lawyers to approach the bench and in a quiet voice said:

_*"If either of you rascals asks her if she knows me, I'll send you to jail for contempt of court !*

Enjoy a good laugh, but don't laugh alone 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Sign on a Shop

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I read a sign in Gujarati on a shop, which said "J Rocks"

I spent the next half hour trying to figure what or who J was

And then I asked the shopkeeper , it was "Xerox" 😇😣😫😣😫😂😂😂

Husbands Imagination

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Husband : Last night in your sleep you were using abusive language against me.

Wife : That was your imagination.

Husband : What imagination?

Wife : That I was asleep.

Height of sharing

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Height of sharing...

An elderly couple walk into a fast food restaurant. They order one hamburger, one order of fries and one drink.

The old man unwraps the plain hamburger and carefully cuts it in half. He places one half in front of his wife. He then carefully counts out the fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placing one pile in front of his wife.

He takes a sip of the drink, his wife takes a sip and then sets the cup down between them.

As he begins to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them keep looking over and whispering `That poor old couple - all they can afford is one meal for the two of them.`

As the man begins to eat his fries a young man comes to the table. He politely offers to buy another meal for the old couple.

The old man replies that they`re just fine - they`re just used to sharing everything.

The surrounding people noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite. She sits there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink.

Again the young man comes over and begs them to let him buy another meal for them.
This time the old woman says `No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything.`

As the old man finishes and was wipes his face neatly with the napkin, the young man again comes over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asks `May I ask what is it you are waiting for?`
The old woman answers...