How many kidneys do we have?

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Teacher addresses a student and asks: “How many kidneys do we have?"
“Four!", The backbencher student responds.
“Four? Haha,” The teacher was one of those who took pleasure in picking on his students' mistakes and demoralizing them.
“Bring a bundle of grass, because we have a donkey in the room," the teacher orders a front bencher.
“And for me a coffee!”, the backbencher student added.
The teacher was furious and expelled the student from the room.
The student was, by the way, a famous humorist namely Aparicio Torelly Aporelly (1895-1971), better known as the "Baron de Itararé".
On his way out of the classroom, the student still had the audacity to correct the furious teacher:
"You asked me how many kidneys‘ we have.
"We have four: two of mine and two of yours. ‘We have’ is an expression used for the plural. Enjoy the grass".
Life demands much more understanding than knowledge 😊😂

Classic example of honest politician

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Classic example of honest politician..
😎😎
A Businessman went to see a politician to get his work done.
He said "Sir, we want to present you a Brand new car in lieu of the approval for our work"...
Minister: No. No. No.... I don't want to get it free. I want to give some money for this car.....
Businessman after high persuasion agreed and said okay sir! Please give one rupee.
The minister did not have change and gave two rupee coin.
Businessman jokingly said: Sorry sir. I have no change of one rupee to return ...
Minister: No problem.
You give me another car for my wife....🤭🤣

Ulta Seedha Ek Samaan word puzzle

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Ulta Seedha Ek Samaan word puzzle

दिमाग लगाइये और प्रश्नों के जवाब दीजिये...........🙋‍♀💐🌹
प्रश्नों के जवाब में आप जो भी शब्द लिखेंगे, उसमें उल्टा सीधा एक समान होना चाहिए......

1 - उड़ीसा का एक शहर...........
2 - एक बनस्पति घी ............
3 - सोना या धतूरा का पर्यायवाची ....
4 - रोशनी करने वाला एक इलेक्ट्रॉनिक उपकरण ..........
5 - एक शारीरिक अंग.........
6 - कमल का पर्यायवाची.....
7 - बड़ों को सदैव करना चाहिए..........
8 - बेटा माँ का हमेशा होता है.....
9 - आवागमन का साधन...........
10 - जोमेट्री बॉक्स में पाया जाने वाला एक टूल............
11 - रह रहकर उठने वाला दर्द या अभिलाषा ...........
12 - घाव या पीड़ा हमको देते हैं .....
13 - चाय हमें अच्छी लगती है, जब होती है ..........
14 - जो रस से भरा हुआ हो....
15 - ससुराल में इनका होता है बहुत मान..........
16 - डॉक्टर्स कई बार हमें देते हैं......
17 - मैं हूँ एक भाषा....