Monsoon Sale

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There is Monsoon Sale everywhere!!!
If you visit..
You would save..
If you don't visit you will save 100%!!!

How many apples can you eat ?

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Varun: - How many apples can you eat
on an empty stomach...???
Aliya: - I can eat 6 apples.
Varun - Wrong, you can eat only 1 apple
on empty stomach bcoz when you eat the 2nd apple
that’s not an empty stomach...!
Aliya: - Wow superb joke, I’ll tell my friend...

Aliya to Shraddha: - How many apples you can eat on
an empty stomach...???
Shraddha: - I can eat 10.
Aliya: - Pagal, 6 bolti to mast joke sunati...😂

Konsa song hai 🌨+👫+💪🏻+🥃🍫🙈

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Konsa song hai 🌨+👫+💪🏻+🥃🍫🙈

Konsa song hai 🌨+👫+💪🏻+🥃🍫🙈

Dimag Ho Toh Answer Do


🌨+👫+💪🏻+🥃🍫🙈= konsa song hai   Naam batao  ???

1day time⏰⏰

Mahakanjus Seth

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महाकंजूस सेठ अपने बच्चों से बोला,

कंजूस – जो आज शाम खाना नहीं खायेगा
उसे मैं 10 रुपये दूंगा

तीनों बेटे 10-10 रुपये लेकर बिना खाना खाये सो गए

कंजूस सुबह बोला –

अब जो 10 रुपये देगा
केवल उसी को नाश्ता मिलेगा

बच्चे परेशान
ये बाप है या नरेंद्र मोदी

---------- Hinglish ------------

Mahakanjus Seth Apne Baccho Se Bola,

Kanjus – Jo Aaj Sham Khana Nahi Khayega
Use Me 10 Rupee Dunga

Tino Bete 10-10 Rupee Leke Bina Khana Khaye So Gaye

Kanjus Subah Bola –

Ab Jo 10 Rupee Dega
Kewal Usi Ko Nashta Milega

Bacche Pareshan
Ye Baap Hai Ya Narendra Modi

Cooking Tips for Ladies

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Cooking Tips for Ladies

1) .....While seasoning, if you put few drops of whisky, the oil doesn't burn..

2) .....While kneading dough, put a few drops of beer and the chapatis will be golden brown..

3 .....If you add a few drops of vodka in paneer, it will not spoil in summer time..

4) .....Putting red wine in dal will enhance the taste..

If you can't manage the above,

5) .....Pour 4 pegs in your husband's mouth, then it doesn't matter how you cook....

And finally

6) If point 5 is not possible.. then you drink 2 pegs. It doesn't matter what he thinks...😄😄😄

Corporate manager house

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A visitor knocked at the door of a corporate Manager and asked:

"Mr Subramanian lives here?"

The wife replied :
"He actually lives in his office; he has just taken this house for address proof purpose!!"

Dedicated to all hard workers

Whom u like more - Muma or Papa

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Papa - ☺ Whom u like more
Muma or Papa..??

Kid - 😒 Both

Papa - 😐 No tell me 1..?

Kid - 😒 Both

Papa - 😉 If i go to America &
Your Mother go to Paris
Where will u go.?

Kid - 😒 Paris..

Papa - 😕 It Means You Like
Your Mother..?

Kid - 😒 No, Because Paris is
Beautiful than America..

Papa - 😌 If i go to Paris &
Your Mother goes to America
so Where will you go.??

Kid - 😒 America..

Papa - 😳 Why.?

Kid - 😏 Paris already seen na Papa.

Papa - 😡 Jaa bey
Maa key Chamche 🍴 Jaa
School Jaa...