Why do women need a husband

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A Woman goes to a Psychiatrist and Says: "i don't want to marry. i am educated, independent, and self sufficient. i don't need a husband. 

But my parents are asking me to marry. What do i do?"

Psychiatrist replied : "YOU, undoubtedly will achieve great things in life. 

But somethings inevitably will not go the way you want. Somethings will go wrong. Sometimes you will fail. Sometimes your plans won't work. Sometimes your wishes will not be fulfilled. 

Then who will you blame? 
Will you blame Yourself?"

Woman: "NO!!!"

Psychiatrist: "Yes... That's why you need a Husband!"

Reunion Special

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Absolutely brilliant joke.  After a long time, i could really relish an intelligent joke :
Reunion Special: Read it😀😊😬😳

Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, "surely I can't look that old.". Well . . . you'll love this one..The stuff is from a lady called ......

"My name is ....... I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist.

I noticed his BDS degree on the wall, which bore his full name.

Suddenly, I remembered a tall , handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 25-odd years ago.

Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then?

Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate.

After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended St Xavier's high school.

"Yes. yes, I did.' he gleamed with pride.

"When did you graduate?" I asked.

He answered, "In 1987. Why do you ask?"

"You were in my class!!!!", I exclaimed.

He looked at me closely.

wrinkled faced,

"What subject did you teach" ?" 😍😍😍😛😛

How long do you use your toothbrush ?

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A Dentist was conducting a survey-
*"How long do you use your Toothbrush...?"*

"3 months...!"

"1 month...!!"

"There is no fixed time limit doctor, may be years...!!! Initially we use it for *brushing* our teeth; then we use it for *dying our hair, cleaning comb, cleaning ornaments, cleaning machine parts of our vehicles, cleaning the dirt in between two tiles in bathroom etc etc*. Then when there are no bristles left on the brush, we do not throw it doctor. we start  using it for *pushing 'Naada' in our Chaddis, Pajamas & Petticoats...!!!"*

Dentist fainted.

New kind of scam

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Some days ago, I came to know a a girl on the Internet. Beautiful...

After some chat, I felt that we had connected at a deeper level.

Yesterday, she asked me to visit her house and said, "My husband is on a business trip, and I'm alone at home."

I was very cautious and asked, "Will your husband suddenly come back?

She said, "No, but just in case he does, you just say that you are from UrbanClap and that your company sent you to clean the house. And then, clean the glass or something. Anyway, the Pongal festival is coming.
My husband won't suspect a thing."

Fast forward, I was at her house. And what a big coincidence - Not even minutes in the house, her husband came back! And I hadn't even touched her hand yet...!

I had to be quiet and pretend to do the cleaning, wiping windows, cleaning the kitchen and the floor. And also tidy the bedrooms and wash the bathrooms. All the while, her husband and her was next to me giving all kinds of ridiculous instructions.

When I had finished and was about to leave, her husband asked, 'How much?"

Even before I could utter a word, she said, "I have already paid the company."

On the way home, I kept thinking about the whole saga. The more I thought about it, the more I felt DAMN cheated 😰...

Cleaners are hard to find, beware of the new scam🙈🙈😂😂

Okay Google Call my wife

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Okay Google,
Call My Wife and Tell Her That I Will Be Late
And Won't Be There For The Dinner

Google Assistant:
*Okay, Will Do.*

After Sometime...

Google Assistant:
*Next Time, You Talk To Your Wife Yourself.*

Name 7 different types of cheese

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Teacher: Name 7 different types of Cheese

Banta :


Teacher:  What is 'Bekhudi' and 'Zindagi ?

Banta: Hosh walon ko khabar kya, 'Bekhudi' kya cheese hai. Ishq kijiye phir samjhiye, Zindagi' kya cheese hai.

Preacher I need you to pray

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Please laugh softly 😁

In a church one Sunday morning a preacher said,

 "Anyone with 'special needs' who wants to be prayed over, please come forward to the front of the altar."

With that, Peter got in line and when it was his turn the Preacher asked,

 "Peter, what do you want me to pray about for you?"

He replied,

 "Preacher, I need you to pray for help with my hearing."

The preacher put one finger of one hand on Peter's ear, placed his other hand on top of Peter's head, and then prayed and prayed and the whole congregation joined in with much enthusiasm.

After a few minutes, the preacher removed his hands, stood back and asked,

 "Peter, how is your hearing now?"

Peter answered,

 "I don't know. My hearing is actually next Thursday in the magistrate court."