Fight between husband and wife

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Fight between husband and wife (both with MA in English literature).
Instead of resorting to shouting, abusing or physical force...
they write poems to each other. .....

             *WIFE*
I wrote your name on sand it got washed.. 
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. 
Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack. 

            *HUSBAND*
God saw me hungry, he created pizza. 
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi. 
He saw me in the dark, he created light. 
He saw me without problems, he created YOU. 

                 *WIFE*
Twinkle twinkle little star 
You should know what you are 
And once you know what you are 
Mental hospital is not so far 

             *HUSBAND*
The rain makes all things beautiful. 
The grass and flowers too. 
If rain makes all things beautiful 
Why doesn't it rain on you? 

               *WIFE* 
Roses are red; Violets are blue 
Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.
                               
            *Husband*
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too 
Not in cage but laughing at you!!    
😂🌚🤣

Vagaries of English Language!

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Vagaries of English Language! Enjoy!!!😀😀😀

- Wonder why the word funeral starts with FUN?

- Why isn't a Fireman called a Water-man?

- How come Lipstick doesn't do what it says?

- If money doesn't grow on trees, how come Banks have Branches?

- If a Vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a Humanitarian eat?

- How do you get off a non-stop Flight?

- Why are goods sent by ship called CARGO and those sent by truck SHIPMENT?

- Why do we put cups in the dishwasher and the dishes in the Cupboard?

- Why do doctors 'practice' medicine? Are they having practice at the cost of the patients?

- Why is it called 'Rush Hour' when traffic moves at its slowest then?

- How come Noses run and Feet smell?

- Why do they call it a TV 'set' when there is only one?

- What are you vacating when you go on a vacation?

We can never find the answers, can we?

So just enjoy the pun and fun of the English language!! 😀😀

Husband and Diabetic Wife

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Husband(अपनी diabetic बीवी से) - "सेल्फ कण्ट्रोल तो कोई तुमसे सीखे ! मानना पड़ेगा !!!!"

बीवी (ख़ुशी व गर्व के साथ) : "वो तो है !! पर किस बात पर ??"

Husband : "शरीर में इतनी "शुगर" है पर मज़ाल है कभी जुबान पर आने दी हो!!"

😜😜😄
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