Johnny and the Penguin

Johnny and the Penguin

Johnny pulled into his driveway with a penguin on the back of his 4 x 4.

Curious, his neighbour Murphy walked over to see what was up.
“What’s with the penguin?” Murphy asked.

Johnny said, “I found him on the side of the road.
I don’t really know what to do with him.”

“You should take him to the zoo, of course!” said Murphy.

Johnny agreed and Murphy retired back to his house.

The next day, Murphy was out watering his lawn when he saw Johnny pull into his driveway with the penguin still in the back of his truck.

Murphy walked over and said, “I thought you said you were taking the penguin to the zoo!”

“I did,” said Johnny. “We had a great time together.
Tomorrow I’m taking him to see a movie”😂😂

Little Johnny knows his number

Little Johnny knows his number

The teacher asked little Johnny if he knew his numbers.

"Yes," he said. "I do. My father taught me."

"Good. What comes after three."

"Four," answers the boy.

"What comes after six?"

"Seven."

"Very good," says the teacher.
"Your dad has done a good job. What comes after ten?"

"A jack," says the kid.

How many cats does Johnny have ?

Teacher: “If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?”

Johnny: “Seven.”

Teacher: “No, listen carefully… If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?”

Johnny: “Seven.”

Teacher: “Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?”

Johnny: “Six.”

Teacher: “Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?”

Johnny: “Seven!”

Teacher: “Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!”

Johnny: “Because I’ve already got a cat!”

Little Johnny wants a bike for Birthday !

Read till the end!

Little Johnny came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted.

"Mom, I want a bike for my birthday." Little Johnny was a bit of a
troublemaker. He had gotten into trouble at school and at home. Johnny's mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for his birthday. Little Johnny, of course, thought he did.

Johnny's mother wanted Johnny to reflect on his behavior over the last year. "Go to your room, Johnny, and think about how you have behaved this year. Then write a letter to God and tell him why you deserve a bike for your birthday."
Little Johnny stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write God a letter.

Letter 1

Dear God,
I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my birthday. I want a red one.
Your friend,
Johnny

Johnny knew that this wasn't true. He had not been a very good boy this year, so he tore up the letter and started over.

Letter 2

Dear God,
This is your friend Johnny. I have been a good boy this year and I would like a red bike for my birthday.

Thank you.
Your friend
Johnny


Johnny knew that this wasn't true either. So, he tore up the letter and started again.

Letter 3
Dear God,
I have been an "OK "boy this year. I still would really like a bike for my birthday.

Johnny

Johnny knew he could not send this letter to God either. So, Johnny wrote a fourth letter.

Letter 4

God,
I know I haven't been a good boy this year. I am very sorry. I will be a good boy if you just send me a bike for my birthday. Please!

Thank you,
Johnny

Johnny knew, even if it was true, this letter was not going to get him a bike.

Now, Johnny was very upset. He went downstairs and told his mom that he wanted to go to church. Johnny's mother thought her plan had worked, as Johnny looked very sad.

"Just be home in time for dinner," Johnny's mother told him.

Johnny walked down the street to the church on the corner. Little Johnny went into the church and up to the altar. He looked around to see if anyone was there. Johnny bent down and picked up a statue of the Mary. He slipped the statue under his shirt and ran out of the church, down the street, into the house, and up to his room. He shut the door to his room and sat down with a piece of paper and a pen. Johnny began to write his letter to God.

Letter 5

God,

I'VE KIDNAPPED YOUR MAMA. IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN,

SEND THE BIKE! !!!!!!!!

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses.

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses.
She started her class by saying,
"Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!"
After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up.
The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?"
"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"

Little Johnny and the professor

One day a Professor
was talking about marriage in d class...
Professor :
What kind of Wife would you like Johnny?
Johnny : I would want a wife like the moon...
Professor : Wow !! what a choice...
So you want her to be Cool & Calm like the moon? 
Johnny : No, no...
Professor : oh so u want her to be Round and white? 🌕
Johny: No, no...
Professor : Oh, so u want her to be Fair and Beautiful like d moon? 🌝
Johny: No, no...
I want her to be Exactly like
MOON 🌕
Just Arrive at Night
and Disappear in the Morning;)
🌜🌛....
Professor Behosh