Showing posts with label Gajodhar. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Gajodhar. Show all posts

Kanpur family on holidays in Australia

Australia is an expensive country but the civic services are of the best standards.
Must read this👇👇👇

Last month during Christmas a family from #Kanpur, was on holidays in Australia.
Apart from his wife and two children, this man from Kanpur was also accompanied by his old age father.

They were traveling on one of the free ways.

This Indian Family was in their car and was followed by a Local Aussie Lady, driving at a safe distance.

Suddenly the Aussie Lady saw a head of an old man coming out of the window and vomiting blood.
She took a quick action and informed the 000 for help.

In no time, there appeared an Air Ambulance Helicopter.

The well trained staff quickly shifted that old man on the stretcher. Oxygen supply started. Doctors started examining him. Sometime later, the old man was declared safe and fit to travel again.
Kudos to Quick Help and Well Done The Aussie Lady.

But these services, our Kanpur man had to pay AUD 3500.

With these unplanned heavy financial charges, the Kanpur man was in shock and he blasted on his Old Aged Father :

"Gutkha kha kar khidki ke bahar pichkari maarne ki kya zarurat thi.?"
🤣😳😜

Gajodhar ki Nayi Car

Gajodhar ki Maa
Gajodhar Ki Maa :
Beta tujhe yaha se Jalandhar jaane mein ek din aur wapaas aane mein 3 din lage, Woh bhi nayi car se...

Gajodhar : Maa... Yeh car banane waale bhi pagal hai... aage jaane ke liye 4 gear banaye hai... aur wapas aane ke liye sirf 1 hi reverse gear banaya hai...

Chitragupt's Problem solved by Gajodhar !

Chitragupt's problem :

One day Chitragupt told Brahma that he should stop this scheme that if ladies keep Karva Chauth...they will get the same husband for the next 7 janam...

Brahma asked, ”Why”

Chitragupt : Prabhu... its becoming difficult to manage...
The ladies want the same husband and the husbands want a new wife
Its a problem to convince both.

Brahma : But this can’t be stopped...
It’s been going on since times immemorial.

Just then Naarad muni comes and he suggested...
On earth, there is a great person called "GAJODHAR"
Ask him for a solution.

(Chitragupt meets Gajodhar)

In one minute Gajodhar solves the problem...

he advised Chitragupt...
Any lady who wants the same husband... tell her that,
she will also get the same "MOTHER IN LAW"

All women screamed "Nahiiiiiii!!!!!

Problem solved :) :) :)

Gajodhar Joined a big Multi National Company

Gajodhar joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee. On his first day he dialed the pantry and shouted into the phone, "Get me a coffee quickly!"

The voice from the other side responded, "You fool you've dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to, dumbo?"

"No", replied Gajodhar.

"It's the Managing Director of the company, you fool!"

Gajodhar shouted back, "And do you know who YOU are talking to, you fool?"

"No", replied the Managing Director.

"Thats Good!", replied Gajodhar and put down the phone!

Gajodhar and his wife were having dinner

Gajodhar and his wife having dinner

Gajodhar and his wife were having dinner at a fancy restaurant.
As the food was served, Gajodhar said,
"The Food looks delicious, let's eat."
Wife : Honey.. You say prayer before eating at home.
Gajodhar : That's at home sweetheart... Here the chef knows how to cook.

Rajnikant V/S Gajodhar

Rajnikant V/S Gajodhar

Rajnikant V/S Gajodhar
What is half of 8?

Rajnikant : 4

Gajodhar :
Depend karta hain..
Agar horizontally half karo toh "0"
aur vertically half karo toh "3"

Gajodhar ka Naya Mobile


Puttan : Yeh Naya Mobile Kab Liya
Gajodhar : Liya Nahi GirlFriend ka Uthaya hai
Puttan : Kyun ?
Gajodhar : Woh Roz Kehti Ke Tum Mera Phone Kyun Nahi Uthatey.
Toh Aaj Mauka Dekh Ke Utha Liya

Which is an Ancient Animal ?

Teacher to Gajodhar

Teacher to Gajodhar : Tell me which is an ancient Animal ?
Gajodhar : Teacher its Zebra
Teacher : Why Zebra ?
Gajodhar : Because all the other animals are colourful and only zebra is still black and white.

Gajodhar & Puttan

Gajodhar & Puttan

Gajodhar & Puttan were following 2 girls,
Both girls took Rakhi & tied it to their Hands.
Puttan : What will we do Now ?
Gajodhar : You marry my Sister, I will Marry your Sister.

Gajodhar Rocks !!

Gajodhar Dialed his own number from his Girlfriend's Cell


Gajodhar dialed his own number from his Girlfriend's cell-
To see how his name was saved in her mobile like 'love', 'darling' or 'jaan'.

He was Shocked to see...

"Shopping Wale Bhaiya!!!"