Fresh Stock of Rajnikant Jokes !

Fresh stock of Rajni jokes !
Reporter to Rajnikant: how many
jokes have been made on you till
Rajni: only 1 or 2.
Reporter: only 1 or 2?
Rajni: enna RASCALA! Rest all are
Rajnikanth's dog's house has a
signboard on it, saying..
Maalik Se Sawdhan!
Once Rajnikant Decided To Race
With Time.. & The Result Is Time Is
Still Running
Rajnikant participated in 1000 KM
race and obviously he came first But
EINSTEIN died after watching that
Coz ... LIGHT came second...
Galileo used 'Lamp' to Study,
Graham bell used 'Candle' to study,
Shakshpeare studied in 'Street
lights' But .....
Do u know about Rajnikant......????
Only Agarbatti
When Rajnikant was a student! You
can't guess this one...
Teachers used to bunk!
While playing once Rajnikant said
"statue" to a girl... Now that Statue
is know as
"Statue of Liberty"
Rajinikanth's calendar goes straight
from March 31st to April 2nd, no one
fools Rajnikant.
Once Rajnikant was playing cricket in
the monsoons.... and .... The rain
was cancelled due to the match.
Why did British leave India in 1947?
Bcoz. they came to know Rajnikant
was going to be born in 1948...
This Msg. is Sent in the Interest of
Humanity- Guys Stop making Jokes
on Rajnikant or else he will Delete