Kanpur family on holidays in Australia

Australia is an expensive country but the civic services are of the best standards.
Must read this👇👇👇

Last month during Christmas a family from #Kanpur, was on holidays in Australia.
Apart from his wife and two children, this man from Kanpur was also accompanied by his old age father.

They were traveling on one of the free ways.

This Indian Family was in their car and was followed by a Local Aussie Lady, driving at a safe distance.

Suddenly the Aussie Lady saw a head of an old man coming out of the window and vomiting blood.
She took a quick action and informed the 000 for help.

In no time, there appeared an Air Ambulance Helicopter.

The well trained staff quickly shifted that old man on the stretcher. Oxygen supply started. Doctors started examining him. Sometime later, the old man was declared safe and fit to travel again.
Kudos to Quick Help and Well Done The Aussie Lady.

But these services, our Kanpur man had to pay AUD 3500.

With these unplanned heavy financial charges, the Kanpur man was in shock and he blasted on his Old Aged Father :

"Gutkha kha kar khidki ke bahar pichkari maarne ki kya zarurat thi.?"
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THE MENU AT A DAHI CHOLEY CHAAT SHOP - VERY FUNNY READ TILL END

THE MENU AT A DAHI CHOLEY CHAAT SHOP ---VERY FUNNY READ TILL END. .

1) Chaat-- Rs.10
2) Special chaat - Rs.12
3) Very Special chaat - Rs. 15.
4) Extra Special chaat- Rs. 18.
5) Double Extra Special chaat- Rs. 20.
6) Sunday Special chaat - Rs. 25 (Sunday only).

To check each and every chaat for its different taste, I started eating everyday a different one. . . . .

But soon I discovered that each and every one had the same taste of Chaat.

Finally one day I asked him the reason for the same taste?
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Chatwala said: chaat cost. . . . Rs 10

Special chaat means spoons washed ... 🍴

Very Special chaat means spoon and plates both washed ... 🍛🍴

Extra Special chaat means washing hands before putting the Chaat in washed plates & served with washed spoons... 👏

Double Extra Special chaat means clean drinking water is provided separately ... 💧

Chaat wala now looking at my face ....

Then I asked What is Sunday Special?

Chaatwala said :

"Sunday ... I take bath...!!"

Mishra ji can sell anything

Mishraji Interview Ke Liye Gaye.

Naukri Already Boss Ke Saale Ko Mil Chuki Thee.

Par Formality Ke Liye Interview Jaroori Tha.

Isliye Aise Sawaal Pucche Ja Rahe The Jinka Koi Matlab Nahi Tha.

Mishraji Ki Bari Aayi.

Interviewer : Aap Nadi Ke Beech Ek Boat Par Ho, Aur Apke Paas do Cigarettes Ke Alawa Kuch Bhi Nahi Hai.
Apko ek cigarette Jallana Hai. ? Kaise Jalaoge ?

Mishraji Very Serious.
Sir Iske teen-char Solutions Ho Sakte Hai...

Interviewer 😳Shocked Lekin Kahaan... Batao!!!

Mishraji Ke Out Of The World Answers: Take one cigarette and throw it in the Water. So the boat will become
LIGHTER…… using this LIGHTER you can light the other Cigarette

Interviewer:-  😳😳😳😳

Mishraji's another deadly solution:
You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette

Interviewer:-😁😁😁😁

Mishraji:- Sir one more Solution….
Take water in your hand
and drop it drop by drop…(TIP – TIP)

Interviewer:- Abey Gadhe
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Usse Kya hoga..

Mishraji:- Sir Aapne Wo Gaana Nahin Suna
"TIP TIP barsa Pani. Pani ne aag lagayee." us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee"

Mishraji - Sir If that was not enough, i have one more solution…..
Start loving one cigarette,The other will get jealous & "jalney lagega"

Interviewer Impressed :-
👌👌👌👏👏👏👍👍👍👉👊👈I
Saale ko maaro goli, naukri Mishra ji ko hee de do.

Mishra ji can sell anything...😂😂

Kaun Si Jati ke Log Achhe Nagrik Hote Hai ?

Friend 1 :
Kaun Si Jati ke Log Achhe Nagrik Hote Hai ?

Friend 2 :
Baniye..

Friend 1 :
Matlab?

Friend 2 :
Har Jagah Likha Hota Hai,
Desh Ke Acche Nagrik "Baniye"!
Desh Bhakt "Baniye"!
Samajhdar "Baniye"!
Imandar "Baniye"!
Sachhe "Baniye"!
Padhe Likhe "Baniye"!
Samajik "Baniye"!
Vyavaharik "Baniye"!
Shakahari "Baniye"!
Satvik "Baniye"!
Dharmik "Baniye"!
Baniye...!

Gajodhar and his wife were having dinner

Gajodhar and his wife were having dinner at a fancy restaurant.
As the food was served, Gajodhar said,
"The Food looks delicious, let's eat."
Wife : Honey.. You say prayer before eating at home.
Gajodhar : That's at home sweetheart... Here the chef knows how to cook.

Gajodhar ka Naya Mobile

Puttan : Yeh Naya Mobile Kab Liya
Gajodhar : Liya Nahi GirlFriend ka Uthaya hai
Puttan : Kyun ?
Gajodhar : Woh Roz Kehti Ke Tum Mera Phone Kyun Nahi Uthatey.
Toh Aaj Mauka Dekh Ke Utha Liya

Which is an Ancient Animal ?

Teacher to Gajodhar : Tell me which is an ancient Animal ?
Gajodhar : Teacher its Zebra
Teacher : Why Zebra ?
Gajodhar : Because all the other animals are colourful and only zebra is still black and white.

Gajodhar & Puttan

Gajodhar & Puttan were following 2 girls,
Both girls took Rakhi & tied it to their Hands.
Puttan : What will we do Now ?
Gajodhar : You marry my Sister, I will Marry your Sister.

Gajodhar Rocks !!

Gajodhar Dialed his own number from his Girlfriend's Cell

Gajodhar dialed his own number from his Girlfriend's cell-
To see how his name was saved in her mobile like 'love', 'darling' or 'jaan'.

He was Shocked to see...

"Shopping Wale Bhaiya!!!"

UP Bhaiya filling passport application form

UP Bhaiya filling passport application form.
Q: Enter your Name
Bhaiya: Gajendra Tiwari
Q: Provide your PAN Details
Bhaiya: 120/300, Banarasi, halka Chuna, double Kattha, navratan kivam , Kachi pakki Supari, long - ilaychi aur tanik hari patti ..

Laloo in Microsoft

Laloo sent His Bio Data to Apply for a Post in Microsoft USA..
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Few days Later he got this Reply:
Dear Mr. Laloo,
You do not Meet our Requirements..
Please do not Send any Further Correspondence..
No Phone call Shall be Entertained..
Thanks Bill Gates..
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Laloo Prasad Jumped Wid JOY on Receiving this Reply..
He Arranged Press Conference:
"Bhaiyon aur Behno, Aap ko Jaan kar Khushi Hogi ki Hum ko Amereeca Mein Naukri mil Gayi hai..!!"
He Continued..
"Ab Hum aap sab ko Apna Appointment Letter Padhkar Sunaunga..??
Par Letter Angrezi Mein hai Isliye Saath Saath Hindi main Translate bhi Karunga.."
Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad (Pyare Laloo Prasad Bhaiya)
You do not Meet (Aap to milte hi Nahi ho..)
our Requirement (Humko Zarurat Hai..)
Please do not Send any Further Correspondence (Ab Letter Vetter Bhejne ka Kaouno Zarurat Naahi..)
No phone call (Phoonwa ka bhi Zarurat nahi hai..)
Shall be Entertained (Bhot Khaatir ki Jayegi..)
Thanks (Aapka Bahut Dhanyavad..)
Bill Gates (Tohra Bilva..)

A Family from UP

Family's Introduction!!!
A man from UP is introducing his family:
1. Ee hai hamaar biwi..... Google Raani... Ek sawal poocho toh 10 jawab deti hai...!!!
2. Ee hai hamaar bitwa.... Facebook Kumar... Ghar ki baat sare colony tak pahuchata hai...!!!
3. Ee hai hamaar bitiya .... Twitter Kumari... Poori colony isko folow karti hai...!!!
4. Ee hai hamaar ammaji..
Whatsapp mata- pura din bud bud karti rehti hai..!
5. Aur hum, Orkut Kumar... Hamka koi puchhta hi nahi...!!!😆