RELATIVITY
A married couple was shopping in the supermarket when the husband picked up a crate of Budweiser and put it in the trolley.“What do you think you are doing?” asked the wife.
“They’re on offer – only $25 for 12 cans” he explained.
“Put them back,” she demanded,” we can’t afford it.”
A few aisles later, she picked up a $50 jar of face cream and put it in the trolley.
“What do you think you’re doing?” asked the husband indignantly.
“It’s my face cream,” she said. “It makes me beautiful.”
He said, “So do twelve cans of Bud and they’re half the price!”