Why people from different communities run Mumbai Marathon

Why people from different communities run Mumbai Marathon :
- Punjus run simply because of peer pressure from other communities + that they can upload their pics posing on the Sealink. Otherwise they rather be sleeping.
- Maharashtrians run because that day most roads are closed and BEST buses are not plying - so how else will they commute ?
- Biharis & Bhaiyas run because they feel the Maharashtrians are running behind them and they run for their lives
- Catholics run because that's what they have been trained for since childhood - athletics or hockey or football
- Parsis run so hopefully they can find someone on the race track and get married that same evening
- South Indians run because of the completion certificate which they will get so that they can add this to their collection of certificates which they are collecting since childhood.
- Sindhis run because the cost includes Sealink toll charges
- Gujjus run because the cost includes Sealink toll charges + Goody bag + Free Water + Free Enerzal + Free Oranges + Free Salt + Free Ice Pack+ Free whiffs of Volini Spray on the route
- Marwaris run for all of the above reasons + they think they can take an interest free loan from St. Chartered Bank for their business just because they ran !