Munna and Circuit Jokes

MUNNA and CIRCUIT
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Munna: Kya kar rela hai circuit?
Circuit: Bhai bulb pe baap ka naam likh rela hu
Munna: Kyun!
Circuit: Bhai, baap ka naam roshan karne ka he na.
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Munna: Ae Circuit ye Dr. log opration se pehle patient ko behosh kyun karte hai?
Circuit: Bhai! Bole to patient opration sikh gaya to Dr. Logo ki to wat lag jayegi na.
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Munna: ye Gandhi Bapu
har note me haste hi kyu rehte hei ??

Circuit: Simple hai
BHAI, Royenge to note
geeela ho jayenga na.
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Circuit- Bhai, Aamerican Rastrapati Kaha Rehta He?
Munna- DHOBIGHAT Pe
Circuit- Dhobighat Bole To?
Munna- English Me Bole To
“WASHING TOWN"
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Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole to gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?

Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us time ke Salmaan Khan the !!!