Crazy people on my WhatsApp list.

Crazy people on my WhatsApp list.
1. Someone on his status "Sleeping" ...since 3 days! He's probably dead.
2. Someone never sends anything, then at night once a week/month he says: "Good night" !
3. Someone is sick since the time I added him.
4. Someone steals my status and keeps it at the same time when I do.
5. Someone is "Driving" ..since 5 days! I guess he reached Dubai!!
6. Someone sends me back exactly what I sent to him.. Seems like he wants to play table tennis!
7. Someone still has his status as "Happy New Year!" .guess his time stood still
8. Someone's status is "Happy" since one month. Living in Paradise?
9. Someone when I send a broadcast he just puts a smiley face.
10. From first day their status is, 'Hey there! I'm using WhatsApp' I know it! That's why you're on my list!
11. Someone writes "urgent calls only", dont get it.. Are u in the police  or ambulance ?
12. Most say, "can't talk whatsapp only" dude then throw away ur phone.. Your not using the phone's primary function