A drunk Marathi bhau enters a bar orders a drink and yells:
"Hey, you wanna hear a Sardar joke?"
In deep husky voice a man next to him says:
"Before you tell that joke Sir, I think it is fair to inform you that you are drunk for sure, you should know 5 things about this place...
1. Bartender is Sardar,
2. Bouncer is Sardar,
3. I'm a 6 feet tall, 260 LB Sardar with a black belt,
4. Man sitting next to me is Sardar and is a professional weightlifter.
5. Man to your right is a Sardar and a professional wrestler.
Now think about it.
Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The drunk Marathi bhau thinks for a second, shakes his head and declares:
"Nai re Baba. Who's gonna explain the joke 5 times !!"😝😂😂
"Hey, you wanna hear a Sardar joke?"
In deep husky voice a man next to him says:
"Before you tell that joke Sir, I think it is fair to inform you that you are drunk for sure, you should know 5 things about this place...
1. Bartender is Sardar,
2. Bouncer is Sardar,
3. I'm a 6 feet tall, 260 LB Sardar with a black belt,
4. Man sitting next to me is Sardar and is a professional weightlifter.
5. Man to your right is a Sardar and a professional wrestler.
Now think about it.
Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The drunk Marathi bhau thinks for a second, shakes his head and declares:
"Nai re Baba. Who's gonna explain the joke 5 times !!"😝😂😂