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Wife is angry 😑 as hubby stands too close to a beautiful girl in bus, a few seconds later the girl slaps him for pinching.
Hubby to wife:
I swear I didn't .
Wife: I know, I did it..
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Best joke ever about Ladies driving:
Doctor to injured patient:
Jab car ek lady chalaa rahi thi to tumhein road se dur chalnaa chaahiye tha.
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Patient:
Kaun sa road?
Main to Garden mein letaa huaa tha.
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Some women are sooo concerned about their husband's happiness. ......
that they hire detectives to find out who is responsible for it....
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The  only 2 persons whom  a  woman  listens  carefully & follows  Sincerely & does EXACTLY as he says is a.... TAILOR & PHOTOGRAPHER.
Baki to woh kisi k baap ki bhi nahi sunti...
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Police asked the Thief: Why did u go to Steal 3 times in d Same Store?
The thief Replied:πŸ˜’Sir, I Stole 1 Dress for my wife & went to Change It Twice!
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πŸ˜–Women u know😞
This one is hilarious...
Husbund & Wife 1 plate me Pani Puri kha rahe the, 1 Dusre ki aankho me aankhe dal ke
Wife (pyar se) : Aaise kya dekh rahe hoπŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’ž
Husband : Thoda aaram se kha........ meri baari hi nahi aa rahi !!!!
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