Women Jokes

Wife is angry ๐Ÿ˜ก as hubby stands too close to a beautiful girl in bus, a few seconds later the girl slaps him for pinching.
Hubby to wife:
I swear I didn't .
Wife: I know, I did it..
Best joke ever about Ladies driving:
Doctor to injured patient:
Jab car ek lady chalaa rahi thi to tumhein road se dur chalnaa chaahiye tha.
Kaun sa road?
Main to Garden mein letaa huaa tha.
Some women are sooo concerned about their husband's happiness. ......
that they hire detectives to find out who is responsible for it....
The  only 2 persons whom  a  woman  listens  carefully & follows  Sincerely & does EXACTLY as he says is a.... TAILOR & PHOTOGRAPHER.
Baki to woh kisi k baap ki bhi nahi sunti...
Police asked the Thief: Why did u go to Steal 3 times in d Same Store?
The thief Replied:๐Ÿ˜’Sir, I Stole 1 Dress for my wife & went to Change It Twice!
๐Ÿ˜–Women u know๐Ÿ˜ž
This one is hilarious...
Husbund & Wife 1 plate me Pani Puri kha rahe the, 1 Dusre ki aankho me aankhe dal ke
Wife (pyar se) : Aaise kya dekh rahe ho๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’ž
Husband : Thoda aaram se kha........ meri baari hi nahi aa rahi !!!!