Maid: Please take back this old saree you gave me.
Madam: Why ?? It is as good as new.
Maid: That's not the issue. It's a wonderful saree but Sir mistakes me for you !!!!
Madam: WHAT !!!! Did he do anything ????
Maid: No madam, that's the problem. Ever since I started wearing this saree, he has stopped giving attention to me thinking its you !!!!!!