Judge vs Petitioner

Judge vs Petitioner

Judge: Why do you want divorce?

Petitioner: My wife asks me to peel off Garlic, cut Onions, wash utensils.

Judge: Where is the problem? Silly reasons! Just warm up the Garlic; will be easy to peel them. Chill the Onions in the Fridge and your eyes won’t burn while cutting them. Just immerse the utensils in water tub for 10 minutes to make it easier to scrub and clean. Before washing clothes in Surf, soak them in water for half an hour, all the stains will go away and the hands won't get tired. Dust and clean the house on Sundays and Wednesdays.

Petitioner: Understood Your Honour. Please return my Divorce petition.

Judge: What have you understood?

Petitioner: That your condition is worse than mine, Your Honor.