The healing kiss


The healing kiss

The healing kiss

A lovely dovey couple are sitting on a bench in the park and
she says,
"My ear huts me..."

He kisses it gently and asks,
"Is it better now, my darling?"

"It's all gone,"
giggles the girl,
"but now I have a pain here."
and she points to her cheek.

The boy kisses it tenderly and asks,
"Better now, sweet pea?"

"It's all healed, my love!
But now I have a very bad pain here."
she replies and points to her neck.

"Excuse me,"
politely interrupts an old man from a neighboring bench,
"This is really impressive!
Do you heal hemorrhoids as well?"