From the ladies: Evening classes for men.

From the ladies:
Evening classes for men. Starting this month…!
Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty of their contents, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants each.

Topic 1.
How to fill ice-cube trays.
Step by step with slide presentation.

Topic 2
Differences between the laundry basket and the floor.
Pictures and explanatory graphics.

Topic 3
Learning how to find things, starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming.
Open forum.

Topic 4
Health watch: bringing her flowers is not harmful to your health.
Graphics and audio tape.

Topic 5
Real men ask for directions when lost.
Real-life testimonials.

Topic 6
Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly while SHE parks…?
Driving simulation.

Topic 7
Learning to live: basic differences between mother and wife.
Online class and role playing.

Topic 8
How to be the ideal shopping companion.
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.

Topic 9
How to fight cerebral atrophy: remembering birthdays, anniversaries, other important dates and calling when you're going to be late!!!