Aaliya, Vijay Mallya and Robert Vadra

If Aaliya Bhatt marries Vijay Maliyas son Siddhartha, she will be called Aaliya Maliya, their child will be a dhamaliya and grandfather is anyway divaliya! Just a thought, I was in a poetic mood! 
Breaking News: Robert Vadhera is merging his family surname with that of his wife's. From now onwards he will be known as Robert Gadhera.
A Medical Fact?
At one point Vijay Mallya had Piles of Cash.
Now the Cash has gone and only the Piles remain.
This condition is medically called King Fissure!!!  