Family Problems

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Two men met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation. One of them kept complaining of family problems.
Finally, the other man said:
"You think you have family problems? Listen to my
situation. A few years ago I met a young widow with a grown-up
daughter and we got married. "Later my father married my step daughter. That
made my stepdaughter my stepmother and my father became my stepson. Also,my wife became mother in-law of her father-in-law. Then the
daughter of my wife, my stepmother, had a son. This boy was my half-brother
because he was my father's
son, but he was also the son of my wife's daughter which made him my wife's grand-son.
That made me the grandfather of my
half-brother. "This was nothing until my wife and I had a son. Now the half-sister of my son, my stepmother, is
also the grandmother. "This makes my father the
brother-in-law of my child, whose
stepsister is my father's wife, I'm my stepmother's
brother-in-law, my wife is her own child's aunt, my son is my father's
nephew and I'm My own grandfather! And you think you have family problems!"