Why Bill Gates Recruits Punjabis

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Why Punjabis do well in any field.....

Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe.

5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is Mr. Singh.

Bill Gates: Thank you for coming. Those who do not know JAVA may leave.

2000 people leave the room.

Mr. Singh says to himself,'I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I'll give it a try'

Bill Gates: Candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100 people may leave. 2000 people leave the room.

Mr. Singh says to himself'I never managed anybody by myself but I have nothing to lose if I stay. What can happen to me?'So he stays.............

Bill Gates: Candidates who do not have management diplomas may leave. 500 people leave the room.

Mr. Singh says to himself,'I left school at 15 but what have I got to lose?'So he stays in the room..

Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak, Serbo - Croat to leave. 498 people leave the room.

Mr. Singh says to himself,'I do not speak one word of Serbo - Croat but what do I have to lose?' So he stays and finds himself with One other candidate. Everyone else has gone.

Bill Gates joined them and said'Apparentl y you are the only two candidates who speak Serbo - Croat, so I'd now like to hear you have a conversati on together in that language.'

Calmly, Mr. Singh turns to the other candidate and says,"Kidhaaan paajii ?"

The other candidate answers,"Vadiya paaji, tusi daso !!"