Obama & Modi entered a Chocolate Store

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Obama & Modi entered a chocolate store. As they were busy looking, Obama stole 3 chocolate bars.
As they left the store, Obama said to Modi " Yo! Man I'm the best thief everrr, I stole 3 chocolates & no one saw me, can beat that !"
Modi replied: "You wanna see something better, let's go back to the shop and I'll show you real stealing"
So they went to the counter and Modi said to the Shop boy: "Do you wanna see magic?"
Shop boy replied: "Yes."
Modi said: "Give me one chocolate bar." The shop boy gave him one, and he ate it. He asked for the second, and he ate that as well. He asked for the third, and finished that one too.
The shop boy asked: "But where's the magic?"
Modi  replied: "Check in my friend Obama's pockets, and you'll find them."