Never mess with Kids

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Biology Class:
Teacher:
Which Mammal flies in air but gives birth to young ones on land...???
Sardar was so excited, as for the 1st time he knew the Answer...!!!???
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Sardar: AIRHOSTESS!!!

Never Mess with Kids :
A man was seated next to a kid in an airplane. The
man turned to him and said, "Let's talk".
Kid: Ok, what do we talk about ?
Man (making fun of d kid): How about nuclear power?
Kid: Very interesting topic. But let me ask u a
question... Horse, cow & deer, all eat grass. Yet deer
excretes pellets, cow flat potty & horse clumps.
Why?
Man: I don't know.
Child: Do you really feel qualified enough to discuss
nuclear issues when you dont know shit.. 😃
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