Frustrated Victim of Chain Messages

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HILARIOUS MESSAGE FROM A FRUSTATED
VICTIM OF CHAIN MESSAGES -
I want to thank all my friends who have forwarded
chain messages to me in 2012,  2013 & 2014 and still
continuing..
BECAUSE OF YOUR KINDNESS :
1- I stopped eating the tasty kurkure after I heard
that it has plastic in it.
2- I stopped going to movies for fear of sitting on
a needle infected with Aids.
3- Forwarded hundreds of messages but still
waiting for free balance.
4- I smell like a rotten egg since i stopped using
deo's because they cause cancer.
5- I also donated all my savings to a 7 year old
poor girl who was about to die in hospital about
700 times.
6- Made 100 wishes before forwarding God's
pictures & etc by now most of those 'wishes' are
already married.
7- I have stopped drinking Frooti as every six-
months, one worker having AIDS dies in the Parle
factory & his blood gets mixed in the Frooti.
8- Every week Chairman & Falaana- Dheenka
Director of Whatsapp send SMS to forward to 8
person in contact list if not my whatsapp will be
charged or Icon will not become Blue. I have not
forwarded sms, still my whatsapp is FOC (free of
cost).
9-If I don't take Your calls sometime, assume that
my mobile is charging & I fear getting Burnt if I
talk when mobile is charging. Bcoz every alternate
days it is fixed somebody died of this as informed
in chain SMS.
Now if you don't send this message to your friends
in next 10 seconds, a Coconut will Fall on Your
Head! 😳😁😜😝😂😄