NEVER LIE TO A SMART WOMAN
Man on phone: Honey I've been asked to go fishing with my boss for 2 days...30- 31st. This is a good opportunity for me to get the promotion. So, could you please pack enough clothes for 2 days, set out my rod & fishing box. We're leaving from office & I'll swing by the house to pick my things. Oh, Please pack my new blue silk pajamas !
The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being a good wife she did exactly as her husband said
The husband came home on 1st jan even a little tired but looking good.
The wife welcomed him & asked if he caught any fish ?
He said "Yes, Lots of Salmon, Blue gill & a few Swordfish. But why didn't u pack my blue silk pajamas ?"
You'll love the answer..!!
"I did.. They're in your fishing box!!!!!!!!