New Generation Kids

Teacher - Can you please tell the name of 2 great Kings who have brought happiness & peace into people's lives ?”

Student :

“Smo-king & Drin-king ” !!!

Teacher Resigned !πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡
Teacher: Who was Akbar ? 
Boy: Akbar was Gay.

Teacher:- What, Are you mad ? Why did you say that?

Boy:- We have heard Laila - Majnu, Romeo-Juliet 
But Only
Akbar - Birbal !
Teacher diedπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

This 1 is a killer 1 .....

Teacher : students.. On britannia tiger biscuit cover,there is a green dot. Wat does that mean?

Student : tiger is online.. .πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚