General Funny Jokes

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Wife drinking Vodka,
asked
"Tum kaun ho?" ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

Husband-
"Pagal ho gayi ho kya?
Apne husband ko bhool gayi? " ๐Ÿšถ

Wife: "Nasha ๐Ÿธ
har gum bhula deta hai"
"Bhaisaab"..!!๐Ÿ˜œ

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 Teacher :
“Can you tell the name of 2 great Kings who have brought happiness & peace into people's lives ?”

Student :
“Smo-king & Drin-king ” !!!

Teacher Resigned !๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡
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Ghor Kalyug๐Ÿ˜ฐ

Teacher: Who was Akbar ? 
Boy: Akbar was Gay.

Teacher:- What, Are you mad ? Why did you say that?

Boy:- We have heard  Laila - Majnu , Heer -Ranjha , Soni- Mahival ,Romeo-Juliet 
But Only
Akbar - Birbal !
Teacher died๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Ultimate Hit!!
Train mai Warning likhi thi......." Bina Ticket Safar karne wale Yaatri Hoshiyaar!!!!!!.. "
Sardar- Waah ji Waah..,
Aur humne ticket li to Hum Bewakoof???
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BABA Ramdev Kehte Hai, "Achhi Sehat K Liye Saas Par Control Kare"
Ab Baba Ko Kon Samajhaye Ki,
Logo Se Biwi Control Nahi Hoti To Saas Par kaise  Control Kare.
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Jethalal- aare daya, raat ko Mobile charging me mat rakho, Blast ho jayega,
Daya- tapu ke papa, Aap tension mat lijiye maine battery nikal di he.
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Who was the 1st INDIAN to use 4G.
Ans: It's Anil kapoor.! aG ,oG, lo G, suno G.
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Mayawati came 2 Lalu's house with an elephant,
Lalu- bhaiswa ke sath aaye ho?
Mayawati- dikhta nahi elephantwa hai.
Lalu- dhutt pagli, hum elephantwa se puch raha hu.
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Shaadi me Sardar ne plate pe tissue paper dekh k socha ye bhi khane wali chez hai. Jaise hi wo khane laga, to Sab Sardar Chillaye "Oye Mat Kha, Feeka hai"
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TEACHER: Wo Kaun Sa Department He Jisme Aurat Kaam Nahi Kar Sakti?
STUDENT: Fire Brigade.
TEACHER: Wo Q?
STUDENT: Aurato Ka Kaam AAG Lagana Hai, Bujhana Nahi !!!!!
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Girl:Nice mobile, Where did u buy?
Boy:I won dis in a running race !
Girl:How many persons participated?
Boy:MOBILE OWNER, POLICE & ME.
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Teacher: can you define who is a Lecturer?
Student: Lecturer is a person Who has a very bad habit of Speaking when someone is sleeping

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