What is the Difference between Wife & Girlfriend

What is the Difference between Wife & Girlfriend
Great Thought in Modified Version-
Wife is like a TV &
Girlfriend is like a MOBILE.
At home u watch TV, but when u go out u take ur MOBILE.
Sometimes u enjoy TV, but most of the time u play with ur MOBILE.
TV is free for life,
but for the MOBILE, if you don't pay, the services will be terminated.
TV is big, bulky & most of the time old.!
But the MOBILE is cute, slim, curvy & very portable.
Operational costs for TV is often acceptable, but for the MOBILE it is often high & demanding.
TV has a remote, MOBILE doesn't.
Most importantly, MOBILE is a two-way communication (u talk & listen) but
with the TV you MUST only listen (whether you want to or not)😝
Last! TVs don't have viruses, but MOBILEs often do...
Take Care.
Issued in Public interest!πŸ˜ƒ