Fun with Puns

Fun with puns....

1. Laxman to Seeta: Stay offline

2. Mayawati ctrl+all+dalits

3. What did Jaya say to Abhishek when they saw Amitabh coming home in a rickshaw, "Rickshey mein toh woh tumhare baap lagte hai"

4. A well executed theft in which there are no finger prints left is a stainless steal.

5. Sita after seeing Hanuman in Lanka for the first time.

  "Yahoo! Messenger."

6. Friends pay restaurant bills on a de-tu-de basis.

7. An old lady asked me the way to the temple, I replied 'Magistrate.'

8. Rahul Dravid's wristwatch is technically a wall clock.

9. Arsenal naam hi galat hai. Nal na se hota hai

10. Toll Booths are nothing but Bill Gates.

11. "What's the way to the cemetery?"

"Go straight and take the last rite."

12. Vishwanathan Anand gets tense when the waiter in the hotel says 'Check de doon'...

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