How to achieve Inner Peace !

Some guru on TV this morning said the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and left incomplete ...

So I looked around my house to see things I'd started but hadn't finished.

Then I finished off half a bottle of Vodka, a bottle of Black label, half a bottle of rum, two beers, 1/2 cream cake and a box of chocolates.

You have no idea how fabulous I am feeling now.

Please send this one to those you feel are in need of inner peace.๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜‡
God Bless The Guru ๐Ÿ˜œ