Sardar Jokes - Read and Laugh out Loud

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Read and laugh out loud ๐Ÿ˜‚

Sugar Test ๐Ÿ˜†
Sardar enters the kitchen, opens the Sugar Box, looks inside and closes it. He does it again and again. Why? Because the doctor told him to check the Sugar Level regularly.

Sardars and Scooter ๐Ÿ˜›
Three Sardars were riding on a Scooter. Traffic policeman showed them his hand.
One of the Sardars told him: We are already three, sorry, there is no space to give you a lift.

Lion and Sardars ๐Ÿ˜œ
Two Sardars were in a forest, when a lion came roaring towards them. One of them throws sand into its eyes and runs. Second one stays unmoved. When asked by the first Sardar why he is not running, he says: "Why should I be running? It is you who has thrown the sand."

Cyclone ๐Ÿ˜
Bank manager asks Sardar in an interview: "What is a Cyclone?"
Sardar: "It is the loan given to purchase a cycle."

Side Effects ๐Ÿ˜ƒ
A Sardar brought some tablets and started cutting the edges. Do you know why?
He wanted to avoid the Side Effects!!

Advice ๐Ÿ˜€
A famous Sardar's declaration to the media: "I will never marry in my
life. And I will advise the same to my children too."

Oxygen ๐Ÿ˜„
Teacher: Oxygen is very essential to life. It was discovered in 1773.
Sardar: Thank God I was born after 1773. Had I been born earlier, I would have died.

Skeleton ๐Ÿ˜‰
Interviewer: What is a skeleton?
Sardar: Sir, a skeleton is a person who started dieting, but forgot to stop!!!! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

Laugh for sometime in the busy schedule of your life to reduce stress. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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