Dave rides up on a shiny new bicycle

Jim is walking down the street when his mate Dave rides up on a shiny new bicycle.
"Where did you get such a fantastic bike?" he asks him.
Dave relies, 'Well yesterday I was walking along, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the groung, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want."
So I did.'
Jim nods: ' Good choice - I don't think that clothes would have fitted.'