A man was shocked to see his beautiful divorced neighbor knocking on his door one Friday evening.
"I'm feeling so lonely that I can't stand it." she said.
"I want to go out, get drunk & want to enjoy my life. Are you free tonight?"
"Yes!" he replied enthusiastically.
"Wonderful." she said.
"Then please take care of my kids...😄😃
Moral : Please read instructions carefully before saying yes!
All free items come with terms and conditions..."