How to make tea in pressure cooker

Munnu took a selfie with a pressure cooker on the stove. Put it on Facebook with a query ...'wife is out for a few days, how to make tea and how many cooker whistles?'
He got many helpful replies.

Venku: Cooker comes with one whistle, why do you want more whistles?
Ramu: What a buffoon! you don't need a cooker to make tea, take a kadai.
Chotu: soak tea leaves in water for two hours, add milk and boil. One whistle is enough.
Sunny: whistle? Your head. Go near the window and whistle. Neighbour's wife might offer you one tea.
Pappu: wife is out..and you want tea? Are you out of your mind. Get soda and whisky, then whistle, I'll come.😁😂😁