Mind your double mind

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Sexy secretary comes angrily out of Boss's cabin.. ♨

Staff askd:
wht hapend?

Secretary:
He asked me r u free tonight? ๐Ÿ˜œ

I said yes !
Rascal gave me 60 pages to type!!!

๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
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Shocking Introduction at a party...
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One man to another ..
Meet my wife tanya ..

2nd one : ya, I know her.

1st one : how..?

2nd one : we were caught many a times sleeping together.

1st one : Wat??? Angrily.. What the hell u r talking..??

2nd one : during lectures in science & history classes.
We were classmates.๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜
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Police: R u married?
Sardar: Yes, with a woman.
Police <angrily> : Of course! Did u even hear of anyone marrying a man?
Sardar: Yes, my sister did....!!!๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜€
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--Signboard outside a..
PATHOLOGY Clinic--

For you it may be your Urine & Potty...
but
for us, it is our Dal & Roti...!!!

๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ
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One day I asked my Heart......

What is love ?

Heart Replied:

Dekh bhai apna kaam blood supply karna hai...! syllabus ke baahar ka mat pucch.....๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜‚.
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Aurangazeb: Senapati, bataao hum Shivaji ko kyu Nahi dhund pa rahe hain??

Senapati: Maharaj, hum Mugal Hain, Google Nahi !!!๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜œ

HASTE RAHO...

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