Sexy secretary comes angrily out of Boss's cabin.. ♨
Staff askd:
wht hapend?
Secretary:
He asked me r u free tonight? ๐
I said yes !
Rascal gave me 60 pages to type!!!
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Shocking Introduction at a party...
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One man to another ..
Meet my wife tanya ..
2nd one : ya, I know her.
1st one : how..?
2nd one : we were caught many a times sleeping together.
1st one : Wat??? Angrily.. What the hell u r talking..??
2nd one : during lectures in science & history classes.
We were classmates.๐๐๐
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Police: R u married?
Sardar: Yes, with a woman.
Police <angrily> : Of course! Did u even hear of anyone marrying a man?
Sardar: Yes, my sister did....!!!๐๐๐๐
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--Signboard outside a..
PATHOLOGY Clinic--
For you it may be your Urine & Potty...
but
for us, it is our Dal & Roti...!!!
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One day I asked my Heart......
What is love ?
Heart Replied:
Dekh bhai apna kaam blood supply karna hai...! syllabus ke baahar ka mat pucch.....๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐.
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Aurangazeb: Senapati, bataao hum Shivaji ko kyu Nahi dhund pa rahe hain??
Senapati: Maharaj, hum Mugal Hain, Google Nahi !!!๐๐
HASTE RAHO...