A Plane makes an emergency landing

A plane made an emergency landing on water.
Air hostess asked the passengers to slide down to the lifeboats, but the passengers refused.
Air hostess then asked the captain to help.
The captain being very knowledgeable and experienced, guided her -
#. “You tell the Americans this is an ADVENTURE .
#. Tell the British this is an HONOUR .
#. Tell the French this is a ROMANTIC activity,
#. tell the Germans this is the LAW .
#. Tell the Japanese this is an ORDER , and everyone will be sorted out.”
#. Can i convince the Pakistanis
Yes dear, just whisper, " This is a suicide mission ."
“And what about the Singaporeans?”, she persisted.
The captain, taking a deep breath, patiently explained - “You need not tell the Singaporeans anything, my dear. Once they see a QUEUE , they will join it without questions.”
Air hostess remembered the flight had some passengers from #. India. “What about them”, she asked.
The captain laughed.
“Easy. Just tell the Indians this activity is FREE .”