Police check for drunk driving

Last night I was returning from a party. I was high and saw there was a Police checking. Was scared at that very moment but then immediately got down from the driving seat and sat on the back seat.
After few mins. an officer came and asked me to move my car ahead for alcohol test.

I said: "My driver ran away seeing you."

He said: "Then you move your car ahead for the checking."

I said: "No sir, as a true Indian citizen I should not drive, drunk."

Officer looked at me, got emotional and applauded me for my responsible behaviour..
He sent one constable with me to drive my car home.

Kaun kehta hai peene k baad dimag kaam nahi karta ?
😜😜😜