Leftists vs Rightist
I asked my friend's son what he wanted to be when he grew up. He said he wanted to be the Prime Minister some day.Both of his parents, liberal leftists, were there, so I asked him, 'If you were the Prime Minister, what would be the first thing you would do?'
He replied, 'I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people.'
His parents beamed with pride.
'Wow...what a worthy goal.' I told him. 'But you don't have to wait until you become the PM to do that. Come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull out the weeds and sweep my yard, and I'll pay you Rs.500. Then, I'll take you over to the grocery store where a homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the 500 Rupee note for food and new set of clothes .'
He thought that over for a few seconds, then he looked me straight in the eyes and said, 'Uncle, why can’t the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him Rs.500?'
I said, 'Welcome to the Rightist fold.'
His parents still aren't speaking to me. 😂🤐🤢😷