Different Designations explained with example

😳Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.
😳Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.
😳Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.
😳Marketing Manager is a person who convinces anyone that he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.
😳Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.
😳Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.
😳Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with a delivered baby.
😳Tester is a person who always tells that this is not the Right baby.
😳HR Manager is a person who thinks that... a Donkey can deliver a Human Baby - if given 9 Months.
😳Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby….!!!!!