Funny Comments on the page on ISC Topper

Arkya chatterjee topped ISC by scoring 99.75%
These are the comments he got for the page that published it on facebook..
Don't blame me if you die laughing. Welcome to internet.
1. Don't publish this fact in newspaper. We have parents to answer
2. Itna to mere phone ka battery bhi charge nahi hota...
3. Ye ladka kalpanic hai iska vastav se koi sambandh nhi hai
4. Badhai ho....par aaj 8 saal ho gaye mere XII k results ko, aaj fir daant padi.
5. apsara pencil se likha ho tha to 0.25% bhi mil jate.........extra marks for good hand writing
6. Tu roadie nahi banega..U dont give ur 100% - Raghu
7. Mere purre graduation k 3 saal ka total bhi itna nai jitna tu ek exam mein laya hai kaminey..
8. Not a big deal...His tutor is Rajnikant
9. Congrats dude, you are the reason my parents have so many expectations.
10. Itna toh dettol, kitanu nai maarta...
11. See Sarthak, i dnt knw wat tough times u wuld hav gone thru.. lekin beta is tarah se padhaai pe gussa nahi nikalte..!!
The best 💥💥💥💥
12. Main toh agar apna paper khud check karta toh bhi itna marks nahi la paata"