Honeymoon Package !

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Honeymoon Package!

Woman goes to travel agent and says, "Honeymoon Ka Sasta Package Hai koi?"

Agent says, "Ji Mam, 50k mein 3N/4D in Bangkok including flight hotel and food."

Woman replies, "Aur Koi Sasta??"

Agent says, "Kashmir 3N/4D all inclusive 35k."

Woman goes, "Isse Bhi koi Sasta?"

Agent replies, "Ji Madam, Ek Special Offer Hai - 10N/11D in London and Paris via Milan, stay in honeymoon suite and complementary chauffeured car. Package is completely free!!!"

Woman is overjoyed and immediately tells him, "Awww my god!!! Yeh Toh incredible offer Hai, Zaroor Kuchh Catch Hoga?"

Agent says, "Koi catch Nahi Madam, Bas Husband Hamari Taraf Se Hota Hai!!!"