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👦Boy : Tum ladki hoke daaru piti ho? 🍺🍷🍹🍸

👧Awesome reply by girl :
To kya 2-4 peg ke liye

gender change karwalu
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Wife drinking Vodka,
asked
"Tum kaun ho?" 😮

Husband-
"Pagal ho gayi ho kya?
Apne husband ko bhool gayi? " 🚶

Wife: "Nasha 🍸
har gum bhula deta hai"

"Bhaisaab"..!!
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Teacher :

“Can you tell the name of 2 great Kings who have brought happiness & peace into people's lives ?”

Student :

“Smo-king & Drin-king"

Teacher Resigned😇
Ghor Kalyug
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Teacher: Who was Akbar ? 
Boy: Akbar was Gay.

Teacher:- What, Are you mad ? Why did you say that?

Boy:- We have heard  Laila - Majnu , Heer -Ranjha , Soni- Mahival ,Romeo-Juliet 
But Only
Akbar - Birbal !
Teacher died
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Teacher : नाड़े ko english में kya kehte hai...???
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Santa : P.H.D.
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Teacher : Kya....???
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Santa : Pyjaama Holding Device..
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Teacher behosh..!

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This 1 is a killer 1 .....

Teacher : Beta batao britannia tiger biscuit pe jo green dot h uska matlab kya h.?

Pappu : Iska matlab ki tiger online hai.

Ultimate Hit !!