๐ฆBoy : Tum ladki hoke daaru piti ho? ๐บ๐ท๐น๐ธ
๐งAwesome reply by girl :
To kya 2-4 peg ke liye
gender change karwalu
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Wife drinking Vodka,
asked
"Tum kaun ho?" ๐ฎ
Husband-
"Pagal ho gayi ho kya?
Apne husband ko bhool gayi? " ๐ถ
Wife: "Nasha ๐ธ
har gum bhula deta hai"
"Bhaisaab"..!!
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Teacher :
“Can you tell the name of 2 great Kings who have brought happiness & peace into people's lives ?”
Student :
“Smo-king & Drin-king"
Teacher Resigned๐
Ghor Kalyug
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Teacher: Who was Akbar ?
Boy: Akbar was Gay.
Teacher:- What, Are you mad ? Why did you say that?
Boy:- We have heard Laila - Majnu , Heer -Ranjha , Soni- Mahival ,Romeo-Juliet
But Only
Akbar - Birbal !
Teacher died
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Teacher : เคจाเคก़े ko english เคฎें kya kehte hai...???
.
.
.
.
Santa : P.H.D.
.
.
Teacher : Kya....???
.
.
Santa : Pyjaama Holding Device..
.
.
Teacher behosh..!
___________________
This 1 is a killer 1 .....
Teacher : Beta batao britannia tiger biscuit pe jo green dot h uska matlab kya h.?
Pappu : Iska matlab ki tiger online hai.
Ultimate Hit !!
๐งAwesome reply by girl :
To kya 2-4 peg ke liye
gender change karwalu
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Wife drinking Vodka,
asked
"Tum kaun ho?" ๐ฎ
Husband-
"Pagal ho gayi ho kya?
Apne husband ko bhool gayi? " ๐ถ
Wife: "Nasha ๐ธ
har gum bhula deta hai"
"Bhaisaab"..!!
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Teacher :
“Can you tell the name of 2 great Kings who have brought happiness & peace into people's lives ?”
Student :
“Smo-king & Drin-king"
Teacher Resigned๐
Ghor Kalyug
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Teacher: Who was Akbar ?
Boy: Akbar was Gay.
Teacher:- What, Are you mad ? Why did you say that?
Boy:- We have heard Laila - Majnu , Heer -Ranjha , Soni- Mahival ,Romeo-Juliet
But Only
Akbar - Birbal !
Teacher died
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Teacher : เคจाเคก़े ko english เคฎें kya kehte hai...???
.
.
.
.
Santa : P.H.D.
.
.
Teacher : Kya....???
.
.
Santa : Pyjaama Holding Device..
.
.
Teacher behosh..!
___________________
This 1 is a killer 1 .....
Teacher : Beta batao britannia tiger biscuit pe jo green dot h uska matlab kya h.?
Pappu : Iska matlab ki tiger online hai.
Ultimate Hit !!