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A family in Moira Goa was puzzled
when the coffin of their dead mother
Virginia arrived from Canada. It
was sent by one of the daughters.
The dead body was very tightly
squeezed inside the coffin, with no
space left in it when they opened the
lid; they found a letter on top
addressed to her brothers and
sisters:
Dear Caitan, Consu Clara and Flory,
I am sending Virgins body to you,
since it was her wish that she should
be buried in the Moira Cemetry in
Goa.
Sorry, I could not come along as all of
my paid leave is consumed.
You will find inside the coffin, under
Virgins body, cans of cheese, 10
packets of Tobler chocolates and 8
packets of Badam. Please divide these
among all of you.
On Virgins feet you will find a new
pair of Reebok shoes (size 10) for
Caitan,There are also 2 pairs of shoes
for Botu and Lidias sons. Hope the
sizes are correct.
Virgin is wearing 6 American T-Shirts.
The large size is for Peter. Just
distribute the rest among yourselves.
The 2 new Jeans that Virgin is
wearing are for the boys.
The Swiss watch that Maria wanted is
on Virgins left wrist. Flory, Virgin is
wearing the necklace, earrings and
ring that you asked for. Please take
them off her..
The 6 white cotton socks that Virgin
is wearing must be divided among my
nephews.
Please distribute all these fairly.
Love Rosana.
PS: If anything more required let me
know soon as uncle Mario is also not
feeling too well now a days.😜😂