Whatsapp Smiley Emoji Jokes

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टिचर - तुम्हारे पिताजी का नाम क्या हे ?
छात्र - 🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫
टिचर - ये क्या हे ?
छात्र - छः गन ।
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Boy : u reached on time
Girl : 🍳
Boy : ab ye kya
Girl : m late
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Boy : ✂👳💪❓🔪
Girl : kya???
Boy : cut appa Ne Bahubali ko kyu Mara?
Girl dead.... 😅
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Ab tak ka sabse fadoo
She - kai krtos tu ?
He - 🚂💍
She - he kay .?
He- Engineering 😂😂😂😂
This is complete LOL 😂
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Sir - ur roll number
student - 🍷
sir- ye kya😡😡
student - 90 sir.
😛😛😂
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Boy :- kya kal rat tum party me thi ?
Girl :- 🐘
Boy :- yeh kya !!!
Girl:- 🐘 👳🏽
Boy :- kya ???
Girl :- haan thi baba !!!
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He: 😒 क्या तुमने वहां पर दारु पी ?
She: 🔨
He: अब ये क्या ?
She: हा थोडी .😁😁😁😁😁
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He: क्या तुमने घर पर मेरे बारे मै बात की ?
She: 🔑
He: अब ये क्या ?
She: की 😁😉
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Boy :- dukandar ko paise dene the... diye kya?
Girl :- 🌳
Boy :- ab  yeh kya !!!
Girl:- paid.
😐😅
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Girl :- Main aaj park me nahi aa sakti.
Boy :- 🐊 kyu?
Girl- ye kya?
Boy- मगर क्यू ?...😜
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Boy : kal rat tu jis ladake ke sath ghum rahi thi, kaun lagata hai voh tera ?
Mrwadi Girl :- 🐃
Boy :- yeh kya !!!
Marwadi Girl:- भाई सा
👆🏻👆🏻😜
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Girl ...kya tum whiskey pite ho
Boy....🌹
Girl....ab ye kya
Boy....रोज
😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Boy: sach batao, kya tum hi thi?
Girl: 🌿
Boy: ye kya hai?
Girl: me thi 😛
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Boy :- tum kay kar rahi ho
Girl :- 👌🏿☕
Boy :-  ye kya hai
Girl :- masti
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Height of Emojis......
Boy :- tabiyat kaisi hai?
Girl :- 🐋
Boy :-  kya?
Girl :- well
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Boy: Tum Bhaaji ke saath kya khana pasand karogi:
Girl: 👣
Boy: Ab ye kya?
Girl: Paav 😁
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Height of smiley
Boy :- agar kuch decision lena ho to kiski sunti ho ?
Girl :- 🐒
Boy :- yeh kya !!!
Girl:- man ki..
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He : tu tithe dance kela?
She : 🍌🍌
He : aata he Kay?
She : kela kela
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He : so overall party kashi hoti?
She :🍒
He : Mhanje??
She : bore
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Boy :- dukandar ko paise dene the... diye kya?
Girl :- 🌳
Boy :- yeh kya !!!
Girl:- paid.
🙈🙊😂
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Boy :- Are u coming to the school ?
Girl :- 🐷
Boy :- yeh kya !!!
Girl:- Suuure....😂
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Heights of smiley
Boy :- kya kal rat ke party me  jo wine gift me mili hai usska kya karu?
Girl :- 🍕
Boy :- yeh kya !!!
Girl :- pee jaa .😂
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Here's next
He: aur khane mein kya kahaya?
She: 🔐
He: ab yveah kya?😖
She: lockey..
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Continued.👆🏻
Boy: party kaisa tha?
Girl: a 🌂
Boy: yeh kya
Girl: acha tha
😂
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He :
Shopping karne
ke baad kya kiya ?
She :
🐈🐈🐈🐈
🐈🐈🐈🐈
He : अब ये क्या ?
She : Bil Liya !
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Prashant: Boy :- agar kuch decision lena ho to kiski sunti ho ?
Girl :- 🐒
Boy :- yeh kya !!!
Girl:- man ki.
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He: जब मुझे मदद चाहिए होती है तब कोई नही आता 😔
She: 🐱
He: अब ये क्या ?
She: मै आऊं ?
😁😁😁😁😁..
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Prashant: This is technical👇🏽👇🏽
Consumer-  System kyun nahi chal raha??
Technician- 👟👞
Consumer- Ab ye kya?
Technician- Sir Booting 😂😛😂
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This one is killer...
He : On which  technology do you work?
She:🐍
He: yeh kya !!
She: SAP  😝😁
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Baap of all smiley jokes
She-1234
He-🔫🍃🔑🙏🙏🚘
She-AB ye kya
He-Ganpati ki jay jay kar
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Boy- Aaj mera Birthday hai. Gift Q nai laaye?
Girl- sorry I 🐐🐐🐐🐐
Boy- ye kya?
Girl- I forgot
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Whatsapp grp-
Raveena : hey 🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄
Boy1: kya??
Boy2: kya bol rahi hai?
Boy3: kehna kya chahti ho meri maa?
Anurag Nair : hey guyz
Boys left grp 😀
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Baap of all
Girl :- तुम्हारा नाम क्या है ?
Boy :- 😏
Girl- मतलब ???
Boy- "शरद पवार ...."😂😂😂
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Girl: tu yoga kutun shiklas?
Boy:😜
Girl: mhanje?
Boy: ramdev baba😂😂😂😂
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Boy - kuthla juice pila ?
Girl - 🇺🇸
Boy - he kay ?
Girl - usa cha ..
😜😂😂😂😂😂
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Height of SMS & Smilicons.....
🎈Boy :- क्या कल रात तुम पार्टी में थी ?
Girl :- 🐘
Boy :- ये क्या है !!!
Girl:- haa thi..
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🎈Boy : kal rat tu jis ladake ke sath ghum rahi thi, kaun lagata hai voh tera ?
Girl :- 🐃
Boy :- अब yeh kya !!!
Girl:- भाई सा
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🎈He: जब मुझे मदद चाहिए होती है तब कोई नही आता 😔
She: 🐱
He: अब ये क्या ?
She: मै आऊं..
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🎈Boy :- agar kuch decision lena ho to kiski sunti ho ?
Girl :- 🐒
Boy :- yeh kya !!!
Girl:- man ki.
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🎈He: Thoda aur cake lo
She ❌ ☕
He: Ab ye kya hai??
She: No kafi hai..
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🎈she: कल जो इंद्रानी की बेटी मर गई, वो आत्महत्या थी क्या?
he: 💅
She: अब ये क्या है😯
he: ना खून..
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🎈He: 😳 sar kyo khuja rahi hai thi?
She: 👠 .
He:  had hai yar, ab ye kya?
She: ju thi..
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🎈Boy: Tum Bhaaji ke saath kya khana pasand karogi:
Girl: 👣
Boy: Ab ye kya?
Girl: Paav..
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🎈He: क्या तुमने घर पर मेरे बारे मै बात की ?
She: 🔑.
He: अब ये क्या ?
She: की..
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🎈Boy: kal jo aapke sath party mai aaye the wo aaapke kaun the.?
Girl:🍃
Boy:????
Girl: pati....
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He: जब मुझे मदद चाहिए होती है तब कोई नही आता 😔
She: 🐱
He: अब ये क्या ?
She: मै आऊं ?
😁😁😁😁😁
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He: 🐕
She: what?
He: Do gi? 😜😜😝😝
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She: baby kya tum muzse saccha pyaar karte ho?
He: ❤da
(Thank god she didnt ask "what is this?")
😂😂😂😂😂😂
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He: क्या तुमने घर पर मेरे बारे मै बात की ?
She: 🔑.
He: अब ये क्या ?
She: की 😁😉
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Boy :- dukandar ko paise dene the... diye kya?
Girl :- 🌳
Boy :- ab  yeh kya !!!
Girl:- paid.
😐😅
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Girl :- Main aaj park me nahi aa sakti.
Boy :- 🐊 kyu?
Girl- ye kya?
Boy- मगर क्यू ?...😜
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One more
He: 😒 क्या तुमने वहां पर दारु पी ?
She: 🔨 .
He: अब ये क्या ?
She: हा थोडी .😁😁😁😁😁
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Boy : kal rat tu jis ladake ke sath ghum rahi thi, kaun lagata hai voh tera ?
Mrwadi Girl :- 🐃
Boy :- yeh kya !!!
Marwadi Girl:- भाई सा
👆🏻👆🏻😜
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Girl ...kya tum whiskey pite ho
Boy....🌹
Girl....ab ye kya
Boy....रोज
😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Boy: Tum Bhaaji ke saath kya khana pasand karogi:
Girl: 👣
Boy: Ab ye kya?
Girl: Paav
😁😁😁😁😁
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Sir to student- Ganesh chaturthi Kab h?
Student-⭕
Sir-ab Ye kya?
Student-sir kal
😂
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Girl ...kya tum whiskey pite ho
Boy....🌹
Girl....ab ye kya
Boy....रोज
😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Girl - Am feeling lonely..😔
Boy - 💩 me ⛵
Girl - ye kya hai chhiiii
Boy- Hug me now
😝😜😂😷
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Now this one is the height of all..
Girl :- aaj free ho Kya?
Boy :-🈯
Girl:-ab ye kya?
Boy:-malapan nahi mahit😂
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Further...
He: जब मुझे मदद चाहिए होती है तब कोई नही आता 😔
She: 🐱
He: अब ये क्या ?
She: मै आऊं ?
😁😁😁😁😁
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Boy: kya pe rahi hoo
Girl: 🐅🐐☕
Boy: Kya???
Girl: Wagh bakri chai...😂😂
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She: Kya hai.. kyun mere piche pade ho.. Aakhirr tum kyaa chahte ho...
He: 👈🏽🔧
She: Ye kya hai..
He: Tujhe Paana
😂😂😂😂
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boy : tum itne floors kaise chadogi?
girl : 💿
boy : ab ye kya hai
girl : sidi se
😂😁😁
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Girl - Am feeling lonely..😔
Boy - 💩 me ⛵
Girl - ye kya hai chhiiii😳😳😠
Boy- Hug me now
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Boy: are you single?
Girl: yes
Boy: 🚶👠
Girl: ye kya?
Boy: chal zuti😁😜
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.Girl :- lift chal nai rahi hai kya karu
Boy :- 💿 le
Girl- ye kya?
Boy- seedi le😃...
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Height of smiley
Boy :- soda me legi ya paani me
Girl :- 👍
Boy :- yeh kya !!!
Girl:- thums up me
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😂😂😂😂👍😜😜
Boy- can I join you to the party next time
Girl- ➗
Boy - ?
Girl - bhag
😜😝😂
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Naya trend chal raha hai 😂😂
Boy :-hii how r u?
Girl :- ⌚
Boy :- yeh kya??
Girl:- TIK TAK
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😝
He-1234
She-🔫🍃🔑🙏🙏🚘
He-Ab ye kya
She-Ganpati ki jay jay car
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Beat this
Girl : what's ur  nik name ?
Boy : 💋💋
Girl : hey kai...
boy:  its Papya...
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This one is killer smily used by boy
girl : where are u ??
boy : ♦
girl : what is this ????
boy : chowkat
😂😂😂
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Girl :- Mai aaj park me nahi aa sakti.
Boy :- 🐊 ?
Girl- ye kya?
Boy- मगर क्यू ? 😜😜😜
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He: shopping karne ke baad kya kiya ?
She: 🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈
He: अब ये क्या ?
She: bill Liya 😜😜😜😜😜
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epic one.
Boy: Kya kar rahi ho?
She: 🎉
Boy: Party?
She: 🎹
Boy: Gaane sun rahi ho kya?
She: 💉
Boy: 😰
Beemar ho kya?
She: 🎑🔧🔋📢📺
Boy: Ab iska matlab kya hai?
She: Kuch nahi rey paagal... Chhote bhai ke haath mein mobile tha!
😜😛😝

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