Jokes on 500 and 1000 rs notes : Surgical Strike by Modi

USA counting votes
Indians counting notes ๐Ÿ˜œ
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News channels had prepared for Clinton n trump, Modi came out of syllabus ๐Ÿ˜›
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1 min silence for all those jinki kal parso shaadi hai. Sirf lifafa milega .... Surgical Strike ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Americans counting votes, Indians counting notes ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†
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Vijay Mallya must be the happiest person this time.
Got officially Bankrupt before this Rs 500 & Rs 1000 ban.
Nothing to exchange.๐Ÿ˜ฌ
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31 DEC เคธे เคชเคนเคฒे เคœिเคฏो  free

 31dec เค•े เคฌाเคฆ  500/ 1000 เค•े เคจोเคŸ เคซ्เคฐी๐Ÿ˜‚
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Modi played the TRUMP card

Poori india HILLARY hai๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Jumped red light.... caught by policewala... gave him 1000 ka note.

Policewala: Sir 100 hi de do...
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Today highest number of people will be admitted In hospital for heart attack

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ICU full.... Modi effect

This is  financial surgical strike !!!
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Safe to say Notes have not had a good 2016.

#SorrySamsung
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Today the Money in a Child's Piggy Bank is more valuable then his father's vallet.
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เคšीเคŸिंเค— เคนै---

เค•ाเคฒा เคงเคจ เคฌाเคนเคฐ เคธे เคฒाเคจे เค•ा เค•เคนा เคฅा-

เคฏे เค…ंเคฆเคฐ เค•ा เคจिเค•ाเคฒ เคฐเคนे เคนै!!!!!
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Sab se jyada problem to Big Boss k contestants ko hone wali h
Un becharo ko to pata bhi nhi bahar kya chal raha h
Jab tak bahar aayenge, tab tak sab khatam
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The volume of jokes and memes generated within just 1 hour of PM's announcement shows that unemployment is bigger problem than black money.

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เคจเคฐेंเคฆ्เคฐ เคฎोเคฆीं เค•ा เคธ्เคตเคš्เค› เคญाเคฐเคค เค…เคญिเคฏाเคจ เคฆेเค–เคคे เคฆेเค–เคคे  เคฐाเคธ्เคคे เคธे เค˜เคฐ เค•ी เคคिเคœोเคฐी เคคเค• เค† เค—เคฏा ...๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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เคจोเคŸ: เค…เค—เคฐ เคฐाเคค 12 เคฌเคœे เค•े เคฌाเคฆ 500 เคฏा 1000 เค•े เคจोเคŸ เคฆाเคจเคชेเคŸी เคฎें เคกाเคฒे เคคो เคญเค—เคตाเคจ เค†เคชเค•ो เค•เคญी เคฎाเคซ เคจเคนीं เค•เคฐेเค—ा।
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Badi mushkil se Diwali messages delete kar k aaj shanti se baitha tha. Modiji ne fir se kaam pe laga diya
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Isliye bola tha Chai wale ko pm mat bano, 5, 10 Rs. ke note ke alawa or kuch samaj nhi aata usko 

- Rahul Gandhi ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ
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Modi Ji ne kaha tha sabhi k Bank account mei 15 Lakh Ayenge ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Kisne socha tha log khud hi jma kraenge...!! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ #modinailedit #noblackmoney
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