WARNING : Geek Maths jokes. Truly terrible 😝
Math refresher 😜😃😝
Q: Why did the 30-60-90 triangle marry the 45-45-90 triangle?
A: They were right for each other
Q: Why didn't the Romans find algebra very challenging? A: Because X was always 10
Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
A: Pumpkin Pi
Q: Why couldn't the angle get a loan?
A: His parents wouldn't Cosine
Q: Why is beer never served at a math party?
A: Because you can't drink and derive.
Q: Why didn't the number 4 get into the nightclub?
A: Because he is 2 square
Q. Why was the math book sad?
A. Because it had so many problems.
Q: Why do plants hate math?
A: Because it gives them square roots.
Q: What is the first derivative of a cow?
A: Prime Rib!
Q: What's the integral of (1/cabin)d(cabin)?
A: A natural log cabin!
Q: What did Al Gore play on his guitar?
A: An Algorithm
Q: What do you call an angle that is adorable?
A: acute angle
Q: Why did the student get upset when his teacher called him average?
A: It was a 'mean' thing to say!
Q: Why was the Calculus teacher bad at baseball?
A: He was better at fitting curves than hitting them
Q: Why did the polynomial plant die?
A: Its roots were imaginary.
Q: Why does nobody talk to circles?
A: Because there is no point!
Q: Why did the two 4's skip lunch?
A: They already 8!
Q: Why didn't Bob drink a glass of water with 8 pieces of ice in it?
A: It was too cubed
Q: What did one Calculus book say to the other?
A: Don't bother me I've got my own problems!
Q: Which triangles are the coldest?
A: Ice-sosceles triangles