WARNING : Geek Maths jokes. Truly terrible π

Math refresher πππ

Q: Why did the 30-60-90 triangle marry the 45-45-90 triangle?

A: They were right for each other

Q: Why didn't the Romans find algebra very challenging? A: Because X was always 10

Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?

A: Pumpkin Pi

Q: Why couldn't the angle get a loan?

A: His parents wouldn't Cosine

Q: Why is beer never served at a math party?

A: Because you can't drink and derive.

Q: Why didn't the number 4 get into the nightclub?

A: Because he is 2 square

Q. Why was the math book sad?

A. Because it had so many problems.

Q: Why do plants hate math?

A: Because it gives them square roots.

Q: What is the first derivative of a cow?

A: Prime Rib!

Q: What's the integral of (1/cabin)d(cabin)?

A: A natural log cabin!

Q: What did Al Gore play on his guitar?

A: An Algorithm

Q: What do you call an angle that is adorable?

A: acute angle

Q: Why did the student get upset when his teacher called him average?

A: It was a 'mean' thing to say!

Q: Why was the Calculus teacher bad at baseball?

A: He was better at fitting curves than hitting them

Q: Why did the polynomial plant die?

A: Its roots were imaginary.

Q: Why does nobody talk to circles?

A: Because there is no point!

Q: Why did the two 4's skip lunch?

A: They already 8!

Q: Why didn't Bob drink a glass of water with 8 pieces of ice in it?

A: It was too cubed

Q: What did one Calculus book say to the other?

A: Don't bother me I've got my own problems!

Q: Which triangles are the coldest?

A: Ice-sosceles triangles