A woman dies. In heaven she sees a large Wall full of Clocks.
She asks angel: What are these for?
Angel answers: These are Lie Clocks, every person has a lie clock! Whenever you lie on earth, clock moves.
The woman points towards a clock and asks: Whose clock is this? ...
Angel says: Its Mother Teresa's. It never moved, showing that she never told lie.
The woman asks: Where are the clocks of our Indian men?
The angel replies: Those are in our office, We use them as 'OFFICE FANS'
She then asked, what of the Indian women?
The angel replied, 'those are out there generating electricity!'